The Old Folks Home

[ronott1]

Can I have her!?

She might bite your finger off!

 

[drumstick diva]

Isn't she old for a turkey by now? Or do the mean ones stalk the earth forever?

 

[superchemicalgirl]

Sure. It'll be expensive, though. You'd have to cross the border, then find a hotel room to quarantine for 14 days, then you're welcome to have her. I anticipate she'll Hell-Age like a terrible wine the next 14 days and be even more cross and ornery.

 

[microchick]

I feel bad, SGC. My blood letting hen decided 'never mind, false alarm' after leaving a trail of scabs and bloody wounds on my right hand for two weeks.

Maybe the evil demon left her and your turkey told it to 'come on down!' to the dark side of the Force where they have cookies!

 

[ShrekDawg]

She might bite your finger off!

I’ll wear protective gear!!

Sure. It'll be expensive, though. You'd have to cross the border, then find a hotel room to quarantine for 14 days, then you're welcome to have her. I anticipate she'll Hell-Age like a terrible wine the next 14 days and be even more cross and ornery.

Sounds like a plan!!

I wanna hatch some eggs and none of my birds are broody

Though of course I can’t really hatch them anyway cause my rooster hasn’t started mating yet lol

 

[microchick]

She might bite your finger off!

'MIGHT' bite her finger off?.....Ron, Ron Ron. silly man...that turkey WILL bite your finger off or die trying!

 

[ronott1]

'MIGHT' bite her finger off?.....Ron, Ron Ron. silly man...that turkey WILL bite your finger off or die trying!

Too funny!

 

[ShrekDawg]

'MIGHT' bite her finger off?.....Ron, Ron Ron. silly man...that turkey WILL bite your finger off or die trying!

Too funny!

Guess I better up my protective gear then!!!

I’m thinking something like these.

This outta work right!? If it works for these flying balls of fur, teeth, and muscle, and million mile an hour hockey pucks, it outta work for one crazy turkey, right!?

 

[NotAFarm]

Just make sure your hockey mask has very narrow spacing or you could lose more than a finger.

 

[ShrekDawg]

Just make sure your hockey mask has very narrow spacing or you could lose more than a finger.