I also just spent an hour spreading 100 lbs of salt in the disaster that is my driveway in the attempt to break up the glacier that is my driveway. I do not want to careen down it sideways, screaming, with my mother. Mostly because I won't enjoy it. I think she'd love it.
Of course - it wouldn't be her car getting trashed if you hit anything!

I have had the pleasure of going to the staples center many times but it still erks me to see all those world champion banners. The NBA team is probably the best in the world but unless there is a competition, its a joke
A bit like "Mr. Universe?"
But, but . . . . We Merkans have to have our own championships. It's only fair - everyone knows we are terribly, terribly obnoxious. Who can forget (or forgive) our over-the-top displays of national pride at the Olympics?
