SCG -- That store sign is an event unto itself. Great laugh!
We feed the the Blue Buffalo expensive stuff to the little dog and Costco's Mainland turkey+ kibble to the greyhound because that's what he had been fed at the foster's house. The expenses work out about the same for each dog as she eats tiny and he's, well, a chow hound. I do cook for them, too, mainly because canned food makes for lots of gas and stinky poo. (Learned that with the other greyhound) They LOVE the turkey, rice, butternut squash, sweet potato and carrot medley that gets concocted every half week or so. They also get a multi-vitamin every now and again and a daily joint supplement.
Yes on the tatt. Just one, a yin-yang/sea turtle tramp stamp. Kept it rather undercover because Mom threatened disinheritance if any of her kids ever got one (of the mindset that tattoos are for sailors, bikers and loose women...she was SO victorian and, just for the record, I was none of the above) and Sister put the kabosh on socializing with tattoed folks because she didn't want her kids to desire one. Let Sis see mine after Mom passed. Niece got one recently once she turned 18, a jellyfish at the base of her neck and the tentacles dangle down her back -- she's a beach baby -- and now Sister is contemplating getting one, possibly a lotus flower, to cover a nasty scar on her leg after her melanoma ordeal provided she can get over her aversion to needles. Funny that. Anyway, DH -- a Navy guy -- has the requisite anchor and then some assorted others and got a pass from the folks because "that's what guys in the Navy do," plus the folks both adored hubby.