Hi Super, i remember you from years ago when i lived in TN and had like a billion chickens. I think we were in a hatch along. Do you recall? I had 100 goats and three pigs and 40 rabbits.
I thought you only had 9.5 million chickens then, but it's been years, so my memory isn't what it used to be.
For what it's worth I have a totally reasonable number of chickens, turkeys, guineas, ducks and goats. And a pig. And bees. And 3 cats. On second count... how about just
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But I don't want to disturb the keets now, it's getting dark. 
