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Every time our aides p****d us off the nurse I worked with and I would tell them that we were going to move in the facility when we were in our 90s with bags of books, loud TVs, all the junk food we could smuggle in, refuse baths, refuse therapy, refuse anything we could think of, lay in bed all the time and ride our call lights like their names were Trigger. Non-compliant would be our middle names.

The senior aid would just snort and say 'And that would be different from the way you are now?'
 
Misty how did you know I have Snack pack chocolate pudding, for when my novacaine(from dentist) wears off(if ever)?? Seemed like he harpooned me with it, even my nose is numb, was afraid I wouldn't be able to breathe.

Then I kept getting sprayed with water, dentist had me turned on an angle toward him. All the water ran down the side of my neck. I accused him of trying to water board me. What an icky feeling that was. After all that torture, the dentist expects to get paid for it.
I should send HIM a bill for amusement tax.
:gigabsolutely hope you're feeling better:frow
 
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Sweet dreams everyone:love
 

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