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The stinkbug story - I was walking across the pasture toward the barn and it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining warmly, and the breeze was cool. I didn't stop walking as I stretched and yawned and "bruzthup," it flew into my mouth and partially down my throat. I instantly knew that if I tried to cough it up, it would spray that horrid stink bug juice all in the inside of my mouth.......... so, I swallowed hard. I could feel it's legs moving against my throat as I gulped and gulped to get it down. I continued to walk thinking, "It's over, forget it, don't throw up, don't think about it anymore, think about something else, keep walking, it is as bad as it is going to get, don't think about it, it wasn't that bad, really, it wasn't that bad, don't think about it, don't throw up, it's over, don't throw up, just keep moving, don't think about it don't throw up don't throw up dontthrowupdontthrowupdontthro.......WREEEEEETCH!"

It was just worse coming back up than it had been going down................
 
The stinkbug story - I was walking across the pasture toward the barn and it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining warmly, and the breeze was cool. I didn't stop walking as I stretched and yawned and "bruzthup," it flew into my mouth and partially down my throat. I instantly knew that if I tried to cough it up, it would spray that horrid stink bug juice all in the inside of my mouth.......... so, I swallowed hard. I could feel it's legs moving against my throat as I gulped and gulped to get it down. I continued to walk thinking, "It's over, forget it, don't throw up, don't think about it anymore, think about something else, keep walking, it is as bad as it is going to get, don't think about it, it wasn't that bad, really, it wasn't that bad, don't think about it, don't throw up, it's over, don't throw up, just keep moving, don't think about it don't throw up don't throw up dontthrowupdontthrowupdontthro.......WREEEEEETCH!"

It was just worse coming back up than it had been going down................
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so funny!
 
Well I am getting my first 2 chicken eggs a day. I have 6 Pekin duck eggs in the incubator that are on day 12 and doing WONDERFUL!! And school is going great. I have been missing ya'll!
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School is crazy and hectic, add a stomach bug and 7 year old with a sinus infection on top and you get chaos! LOL!
 
Quote: I recently started eating sushi-- would definitely try this spam and eggs for breakfast. ANy other meats used or only spam?

The stinkbug story - I was walking across the pasture toward the barn and it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining warmly, and the breeze was cool. I didn't stop walking as I stretched and yawned and "bruzthup," it flew into my mouth and partially down my throat. I instantly knew that if I tried to cough it up, it would spray that horrid stink bug juice all in the inside of my mouth.......... so, I swallowed hard. I could feel it's legs moving against my throat as I gulped and gulped to get it down. I continued to walk thinking, "It's over, forget it, don't throw up, don't think about it anymore, think about something else, keep walking, it is as bad as it is going to get, don't think about it, it wasn't that bad, really, it wasn't that bad, don't think about it, don't throw up, it's over, don't throw up, just keep moving, don't think about it don't throw up don't throw up dontthrowupdontthrowupdontthro.......WREEEEEETCH!"

It was just worse coming back up than it had been going down................
((catching my breath)) ROFL OMG---- still laughing, sorry,( keep chickling)

Bet you will cover your mouth everything you yawn now! LOL
 
The stinkbug story - I was walking across the pasture toward the barn and it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining warmly, and the breeze was cool. I didn't stop walking as I stretched and yawned and "bruzthup," it flew into my mouth and partially down my throat. I instantly knew that if I tried to cough it up, it would spray that horrid stink bug juice all in the inside of my mouth.......... so, I swallowed hard. I could feel it's legs moving against my throat as I gulped and gulped to get it down. I continued to walk thinking, "It's over, forget it, don't throw up, don't think about it anymore, think about something else, keep walking, it is as bad as it is going to get, don't think about it, it wasn't that bad, really, it wasn't that bad, don't think about it, don't throw up, it's over, don't throw up, just keep moving, don't think about it don't throw up don't throw up dontthrowupdontthrowupdontthro.......WREEEEEETCH!"

It was just worse coming back up than it had been going down................
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You can certainly spin a tale :) I felt as if I was living that horrible moment with you!
 
The stinkbug story - I was walking across the pasture toward the barn and it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining warmly, and the breeze was cool. I didn't stop walking as I stretched and yawned and "bruzthup," it flew into my mouth and partially down my throat. I instantly knew that if I tried to cough it up, it would spray that horrid stink bug juice all in the inside of my mouth.......... so, I swallowed hard. I could feel it's legs moving against my throat as I gulped and gulped to get it down. I continued to walk thinking, "It's over, forget it, don't throw up, don't think about it anymore, think about something else, keep walking, it is as bad as it is going to get, don't think about it, it wasn't that bad, really, it wasn't that bad, don't think about it, don't throw up, it's over, don't throw up, just keep moving, don't think about it don't throw up don't throw up dontthrowupdontthrowupdontthro.......WREEEEEETCH!"

It was just worse coming back up than it had been going down................

Wisher, you had me at "bruzthup" -
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- but great, vivid story. And I'm relieved that you didn't do it on purpose.

My sister shoved horse poop in my mouth once when we were kids (she was older, and bigger) and a few months later I paid her 5$ to try chewing tobacco. I think I got even, despite having to pay for the privilege.
 
SCG are you and your sister still on speaking terms?? My sister is older and taller and never did that to me (that I recall). But, then we didn't have any animals around the place-thank goodness.
 

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