Sorry, I forgot about that skunk thing. I've never seen a skunk at my place and luckily haven't caught one but I did hear they were attracted to the fish - but everything else is too. I guess I better have a game plan in case I ever get one. Maybe have a 55 gallon drum of tomato juice on hand.
I have caught my fair share of skunks on this property. Seems like I have rotten luck with target species and end up often catching non-target species, and of the non-target species, 90% of what I catch are skunks, no matter what I use for bait.
My skunk plan is as follows... shoot it (and not for no reason - they go into the coop and steal eggs plus dig up the lawn).
The way I figure it, if I shoot it, at that moment it is going to stink the worst that it will ever stink. I am terrified that if I go to move the cage or relocate the skunk, that it will spray when I am right up on it.
So I wear my flannel lined (winter) jeans, washable shoes, a long sleeve shirt, a hoodie with the hood up and closed as good as I can get it and at least double disposable gloves.
Make sure your clothes washer is open and ready to go.
Shoot the skunk. Let the smell "dissipate" for about 30 minutes or so. It won't dissipate much, you'll still be heaving while doing the below unless it's below freezing.
Grab 2 thick outdoor trash bags and some wire ties, 2 for each bag. Get geared up in your outfit.
Place the skunk in the first trash bag. Seal best you can with two wire ties. Place this bag in the second bag, remove outer gloves, place in bag. Seal up second bag with wire ties. Dispose of inner gloves in regular trash after putting bag in back of truck to take to dump. Immediately strip naked. Put clothes in washer. Go take a shower. On both your body and the clothes use Fels Naptha laundry soap. You may need to wash the clothes more than once.
Complicated, but it works.
Now, I need to catch me a weasel.
I have signed up for a fur trapping class through my states inland fish and wildlife service, but it doesn't start until June. I called the teacher last night to find out if I could get the materials early but he declined.
Per the internet, weasels really like blood. I am half tempted to stick myself with something and go bleed all over one of the traps.