The Old Folks Home

[dsqard]

Handsy 80 year old men are sort of heartwarming too.

:NO on the geriatric gropers.

NO dirty old men groping women, ladies, girls (or any other human being) are not cute. Not even a little. EPIC FAIL

 

[hennible]

We went out for Halloween one year friend dressed as an old man, was very convincing looking kept groping his wife and almost got beat up by a young guy over it

 

[Wisher1000]

Dirty dirty old ladies

Hey! Dude, I resent that remark!
Well, actually, I resent the "old" part, the rest I resemble....

 

[vehve]

Yes, Wisher is not old. She's just closer to her thirties than her twenties.

 

[LindaB220]

Hey! Dude, I resent that remark!
Well, actually, I resent the "old" part, the rest I resemble....

Well, after spending time in the coop scraping out wet bedding I guess you can call me a dirty old lady. I fit.

 

[bamadude]

Hey!  Dude, I resent that remark!
Well, actually, I resent the "old" part, the rest I resemble....

lol

 

[Bunnylady]

Jest who is you callin' a 'lady,' anyways?

 

[Alaskan]

We could all be ladies.

 

[perchie.girl]

I had been the recipient of the elephant joke once.... pockets pulled inside out... yata yata....

One day I was working as a draftsman at a small design and build company where every one socialized together.... We were in tall walled cubicles one day one of the VPs came through.... Funny funny Texan fellow about my dads age he was a good engineer and a good manager.... "Hey Deb" from the other side of the wall... "You wanna see my elephant imaitation?" with out hesitation I said... "Only if it can pick up apples" About three or four people in other cubicles burst out in laugher...

VP left still laughing.

deb "who has worked in more than one job as the token woman"

 

[perchie.girl]

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I have heard about people paying alimony by taking their shirt and writing the check out on the back with a sharpie.... Funny thing was the bank Cashed it.... only need the routing number and a verifiable signature.

No I would'nt mess with the IRS. Or the DMV... either one can make your life H E double hockysticks.

deb