I got some pansy plugs once that I swear, I think the plane made a low pass over the runway and they just pushed the box out the door. Gives "drop ship" a whole new meaning.![]()

Just got a giant (giant is a relative term) glass splinter stuck in my finger. It was on the counter, I thought it was a piece of bread crust and I slid my hand over the counter quickly to brush it off. It brushed right into the tip of my finger and deeper into the pad.

I tried to pull it out and it broke off about halfway, leaving the far end lodged into my finger.
Had to make a quick decision - go to ER or dig it out myself. With some screaming and a lot of digging I got it out myself. Crappy part of all this was I was headed into my sewing room to sew. Guess I'll be reading, instead.