The Old Folks Home

[Athaid]

It was a drive by slewing.

 

[Wisher1000]

Cute, but it was actually more like death by 1000 cuts.

 

[Athaid]

Paper cuts?

 

[drumstick diva]

They should have a telethon to raise $$$ for paper cut research - can be very painful.

 

[drumstick diva]

Yes, Layla - I love that song.

 

[Athaid]

I had a very near death experience when I was twelve, I was making a paper airplane and..*Sniff*... Sorry I still get emotional about it.

 

[Athaid]

Give me a moment.

 

[Beer can]

Give me a moment.

Hoping your joking?
I'm imagining all kinds of hazards in airplane making!!?

 

[Athaid]

It was perfect; the folds were smooth, sleek and aerodynamic. I picked it up and aimed it at the back of my friend dans head, knowing it would glide through the air like butter and stick right into his stupid fluffy mullet... Well that's when it happened.. At first I thought I had been shot, no - stabbed. My life flashed before my eyes, I've never known pain like it. I dropped the plane on the floor and grabbed my hand, gritting my teeth. I feel faint just talking about it. I don't know if I would be here today if Sophia hadn't given me a plaster.

 

[perchie.girl]

I had a very near death experience when I was twelve, I was making a paper airplane and..*Sniff*... Sorry I still get emotional about it.

Give me a moment.

It was perfect; the folds were smooth, sleek and aerodynamic. I picked it up and aimed it at the back of my friend dans head, knowing it would glide through the air like butter and stick right into his stupid fluffy mullet... Well that's when it happened.. At first I thought I had been shot, no - stabbed. My life flashed before my eyes, I've never known pain like it. I dropped the plane on the floor and grabbed my hand, gritting my teeth. I feel faint just talking about it. I don't know if I would be here today if Sophia hadn't given me a plaster.

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