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[getaclue]

deb, Sorry you fell. Great news about getting of the diabetes meds.

 

[Alaskan]

SUPPOSED to change them then....
We change them when they chirp lol. Have several.
They actually outlawed them here. So we bought some extras while still on the shelves. The 'government' says were too stupid to change batteries so for public safety not for sale in NY anymore. Only the ten yr ones that are expensive in comparison and you can't change the batteries. About a decade ago they tried to do the same thing with bug bombs, said people are too stupid to use them, there is a chance we won't be smart enough to leave our house when setting them off...

 

[Beer can]

Funny story on fire alarms. I had to take DD#4 7yrs old to a physical, I don't usually do such stuff mom does but she had to work. They after the exam ask a series of questions, do you ride a bike? Yes, do you where a helmet? (law here) yes ( none of my kids wear a helmet lol) do you have any guns in the house? Yes lots of them, where are they? ( I'm sweating now... thinking my deer rifle is by the back door in the kitchen next to a bb gun and pellet rifle by the kitchen fridge and there is a pump shotgun on the other side of our basement door...)
DD says dad keeps them in a locked safe. (Good girl, where does she get her brains? I do have a cheap gun safe and keep some in it)
Then Do you have fire alarms?
Yes, lots of them.
What do you do if one goes off?
She makes a hand waving motion...
Doctor says what do you do? What do you mean by that?
She says we wave it to get it to stop and yell mommy dinners done.

 

[pennyJo1960]

LOL Beer thanks for Gufaw

 

[getaclue]

Thanks for the laugh, Beer Can. That was hilarious. Smart kid.

 

[drumstick diva]

Yes, yes, a brilliant child, she will go far in this world. I WAS the kid that always noticed things I shouldn't have.

 

[pennyJo1960]

Yup me too after my stroke not so smart but still know how to have fun we laugh
allot tease have a great time never anger between us one of the best parts of my life

 

[drumstick diva]

I'm a tease once I get to like someone, and really enjoy a person who can tease back.
Never nasty just funny. It's a real art.

When I started with a new dentist (my former one retired), he was looking at my teeth one by one and marking something down. Finally I said "I hope you aren't marking all the cavities." He replied "No it's so they can identify the body."

I thought that was hysterical. Too bad he was not a good dentist.

 

[perchie.girl]

deb, Sorry you fell. Great news about getting of the diabetes meds.

Thanks... Bout the time I say I am due to fall... Wham... self fulfilling prophecy.
I am responsible to keep myself off ..... Hope I can

deb

 

[pennyJo1960]

Kinda morbid but funny huh Diva I liked my doc so well really bums me to loose him