I just bought the closest thing to a flamethrower I'm ever going to get. One of those Benz-O-Matic welding job things.
I bought it under the ruse that I was going to use it to torch the hair off the roosters after I pluck them, which is true, but I can also see myself going up against Shelob and having better odds.
I bought it under the ruse that I was going to use it to torch the hair off the roosters after I pluck them, which is true, but I can also see myself going up against Shelob and having better odds.