The Queens Island: Enter If You Dare

[muddy75]

It gonna be a busy Sunday Funday!!!
Currently picking up second groceries while mr muddy is starting dinner and working on pool shutdown. Other tasks to be completed are working on his engine and processing 3 chickens and both turkeys!!!!

 

[Amer]

The skunks come out late in the evening and return to their hide outs no later than shortly after the break of dawn.

During the daytime the turkeys and guineas keep a watch for intruders. The guineas in particular like to point out any cats.

I think I better invade so I can pet all the turkeys. Screaming guineas don’t scare me.
Moony’s geese guard is much more intimidating.

Your taxes are too high, your dress code is too strict and I have never rode a horse.
I prefer bob's kingdom where no one cares if I wash my hair or shave my legs. I don't even have to bathe...no one will get close enough to bother me or smell me with the skunks on guard.
It's peaceful here.

You don’t have to shave your legs if you dress conservatively or even wear makeup if you’re a pigeon.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Your taxes are too high, your dress code is too strict and I have never rode a horse.
I prefer bob's kingdom where no one cares if I wash my hair or shave my legs. I don't even have to bathe...no one will get close enough to bother me or smell me with the skunks on guard.
It's peaceful here.

Clothing is optional here too.

 

[Painted Calls]

Not sure where anyone got that we have a dress code or that our taxes are high lol.

 

[eggsandhens]

Gooooood morning

what did I miss... a cry fest (didn’t miss that irl), lots of peeing (Kiki), and apparently I’m being executed? And I missed it all because I was... busy

also @Nabiki

 

[Amer]

Not sure where anyone got that we have a dress code or that our taxes are high lol.

She probably assumed that because of our modest princesses and abundant larders.
Abundance is widespread throughout our kingdom and isn’t only limited to the royal kitchens.

 

[R2elk]

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Fur is fine. Posing on the bearskin rug is also fine.

 

[ShrekDawg]

The pirate ship left Muddy’s kingdom after a long night of karaoke and partying. Everyone’s going to be very hungover this morning. I sailed back to the king and queen’s kingdom to procure some whiskey and found @KDOGG331 on her pony being chased by an Ostrich. She and her pony were so terrified that they ran straight onto my ship into the brig (not knowing what it was) and slammed the door shut locking themselves in.
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I picked up 6 barrels of Mare’s finest whiskey, left a bag of gold for payment, and sailed for open seas.

The Dawg never had a chance!!!

he’s smoking your mushrooms!! I would never willingly get onto the ship with him nor would I fall for a trick like that I know him better than that by now!

Also, my horse is a big gorgeous paint, not some dinky pony

I am still safely at @The Moonshiner and @Overo Mare castle!!!

 

[Amer]

Gooooood morning

what did I miss... a cry fest (didn’t miss that irl), lots of peeing (Kiki), and apparently I’m being executed? And I missed it all because I was... busy

also @Nabiki

Amer shoves the sea biscuit into Sapphire’s hand and pointed. “The first one,” she says.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

Not sure where anyone got that we have a dress code or that our taxes are high lol.

Some dirty politician probably spread that rumor.
Idk I'm just making stuff up.