THE SENSE OF HUMOR CLUB!

[GreatBreeder]

$500 for shipping, $3000 for per male chick and $8000 per female chick. Bermuda taxes are $666

 

[GreatBreeder]

Sure you can afford it

 

[caboodleschicks]

I can ship them to the Bermuda Triangle, Titanic replicas have been rising from the ocean so you should be able to get there from the speed boats in the sand.

Okay, maybe a can visit my grandfather there, while I'm at it. He live in a monsters stomach, there.

 

[PeepersMama]

HOLA, MI AMIGOS

 

[dan26552]

Yo

 

[sassysarah]

Sure you can afford it

Ill be broke by the time they get here and wont be able to pay for their food. Will you do a lower price?

 

[sassysarah]

Okay, maybe a can visit my grandfather there, while I'm at it. He live in a monsters stomach, there.[/QUOTElol

 

[PeepersMama]

Yo

So how did you get the name Glitter Wizard? XDXDXD

 

[ChickenMama6RIR]

Hi, my name is MousyChedder. I live in Cittiopolis, it's a Big city in the sky. I live in the fanciest Studio Apartment which resides in the large piped sewer. I have a wonderful cheese couch and a mouse trap table. My parents live up top. I am a human BTW not a mouse or rat like you would suspect. I was named after my great great grandmother, who, in a since, had whiskers. I will head up top once a a week to buy my groceries. I buy them at UpTopTop Grocers. They sell all kinds of delicious foods like, toads eye, truck motor, poison ivy root (man, that's a tongue scratcher), multicolor shingles, earthworm filled dirt, and so many other yummy foods. I usually drink the sewer water. It's kinda brown and gushy, but when I do buy other drinks I usually buy gasoline, or Caterpillar pee. Caterpillar pee is my favorite! It's extremely expensive and you only get a sip, but man..... It taste like honeydew (If you know the movie "The Ant Bully" you will get it ) My life is amazing! My grandparents are scientist. They are the size if an ant though. They had turned them self into guinea pigs so the could be the guinea pigs for experiments. That's when they turned back into humans..... But the size if ants. They are still trying to correct the mistake, but they are not sure how. I almost step on them everytime I go over to their house, which BTW is HUGE! What do I do for a living you ask? Well I go broody and hatch pterodactyl Tyrannosaurus Rex eggs. It's a T-Rex that can FLY!!! The only time I leave the nest is to go grocery shopping. Once they hatch, I sell them for one million dollars each. Yep, you pretty much have the run down on my life..... Oh wait..... Except I forgot to tell you I am married with 269 children. The 270th is on it's way...... I named them all. I also remember everyone's name. Here I'll tell you a few of them. Cheeserat, Grabby, DentalFloss, T-RexEggs, and there are any more. I will talk to you guys later. I think these eggs are hatching.

 

[GreatBreeder]

Wow!

Ill be broke by the time they get here and wont be able to pay for their food. Will you do a lower price?

I'll swap to negatives.