The Society of Weird People

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I know it's not a riddle but I heard this really funny joke here it is; A girl finds a baby skunk and asks if she can keep it the mom then says "where would you keep it?"the little girl said "In my brothers room." and then the mom says "But what will he do about the terrible smell?" and the girl says "I think the skunks used to it."
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AT NIGHT WHEN I'M SOUND ASLEEP I DREAM OF WIDE OPEN SPACES WHERE CHICKENS ROAM FREELY AND I CAN RUN FOR MILES AND MILES THROUGH EACH AND EVERY DAY AND MILKING MULTITUDES OF ADORABLE GOATS WITH ATTITUDE PROBLEMS WHICH MAKE SIT EVEN HARDER AND SEARCHING HIGH AND LOW FOR CHICKEN EGGS AND SOLID GOLD DUCK EGGS AND SILVER GOOSE EGGS AND COWBOY BOOTS.
To quote Cool Runnings: "... Whatcha smokin man?"
 
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