The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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*Spam blocks a spear which an alien was trying to stab Duck with*

Here, you take Spam's sword. I'll send out my griffin robot.

No, I have my hot grease. *Splashes some onto an alien* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's even better.

*Spam attacks the aliens, managing to stab a few of the slower ones*

 

[canada-goose]

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excuse me, you are a zoo, at the moment!

You are excused. But I am not a zoo, and have no desire to be mistaken for one.

 

[duckluv]

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No, I have my hot grease. *Splashes some onto an alien* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

That's even better.

*Spam attacks the aliens, managing to stab a few of the slower ones*

And my potato gun.

*Gives Spam a pitcher of hot grease and shoots a hot grease covered potato at a large group, breaking it up*

 

[canada-goose]

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That's even better.

*Spam attacks the aliens, managing to stab a few of the slower ones*

And my potato gun.

*Gives Spam a pitcher of hot grease and shoots a hot grease covered potato at a large group, breaking it up*

Thank you.

*Spam dips the sword in the hot grease and uses it to scorch the aliens*

Oh good, it looks like they might run away soon.

 

[duckluv]

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And my potato gun.

*Gives Spam a pitcher of hot grease and shoots a hot grease covered potato at a large group, breaking it up*

Thank you.

*Spam dips the sword in the hot grease and uses it to scorch the aliens*

Oh good, it looks like they might run away soon.

You're welcome!

*Tosses a potato at one of the fleeing aliens*

We scared them off.

 

[canada-goose]

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Thank you.

*Spam dips the sword in the hot grease and uses it to scorch the aliens*

Oh good, it looks like they might run away soon.

You're welcome!

*Tosses a potato at one of the fleeing aliens*

We scared them off.

Yay!

*Spam walks over to the water-shooting-thing*

Very interesting. The thing appears to be attached to the ground, like a hose or something. But alive.

 

[duckluv]

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You're welcome!

*Tosses a potato at one of the fleeing aliens*

We scared them off.

Yay!

*Spam walks over to the water-shooting-thing*

Very interesting. The thing appears to be attached to the ground, like a hose or something. But alive.

*Starts digging around the thing*

It has to end somewhere.

 

[canada-goose]

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Yay!

*Spam walks over to the water-shooting-thing*

Very interesting. The thing appears to be attached to the ground, like a hose or something. But alive.

*Starts digging around the thing*

It has to end somewhere.

I suppose it must. Presumably its roots reach down to the nearest water source...

 

[duckluv]

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*Starts digging around the thing*

It has to end somewhere.

I suppose it must. Presumably its roots reach down to the nearest water source...

*Hits mushy ground*

I think I found water. EEW!

*A squiggly thing pokes out of the ground*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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I have no control over him. He probably wants to see if there are other ships he can attack with mud.

Well if that's so, I'm still relieved.

Now, should we go and visit some foul, stinking hulk of a planet? Or shall we get captured by a foul, stinking hulk of a ship with a foul, stinking hulk of a pilot?