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Would you please to inform me who you are rebelling against? I can't remember ever having heard of that planet before.

(Kamchatka is a large peninsula on Russia's eastern seaboard. Historically, the inhabitants have always been independent and self-suffecient, as well as being culturally isolated for the most part. Therefore, even 1000 years later they don't like being run by the UNE, which is a smaller appendage of the Empire, overseeing most of Earth.)
 
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*goes into another rage*

*presses a bunch of buttons on his ship, puts on his backpack and gets other highly illegal weapons*

Just in case you didn't hear, as of three days ago owning illegal weapons is illegal.
*Takes the illegal weapons away*
Hmm, some mighty nice stuff here. I might want to forgo destroying this batch.
*Stashes them away in his room*

*Over the comm* Howdy do, Emperor Turd Magnet! I own quite a few weapons that are illegal in the Empire, but, seein' as how I'm not a citizen of the Empire, but I AM of several different independent nations and nation-planets, it doesn't matter! *An impressively upgraded and repaired gunship lands in Kooshie's docking bay* Oh, and I don't take to folks removin' the inhabitants of multiple planets to mine 'em to bits. That just ain't right. Your goons will answer for it if I find out that you used force.

Geez! You FINALLY get back and immediately pick a fight with TM! Don't call names, it's immature. How the heck did you get out, and where did you pick up the Texas accent? And the upgrades for your suit and gunship?

The accent? I can imitate any accent you like. Very useful. As for the upgrades for the ship, two words: weapons caches. The suit upgrades were a DIY, and a pretty good one, if I do say so myself. And TM, you'll be happy, I refrained from selling the Gauss Cannon designs to every weapons manufacturer I could find.
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No worries! The rebels are quite busy taking over military outposts to secure the independence of the Kamchatkan Peninsula. They've already opened up 3 spaceports for completely open trade.
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Just in case you didn't hear, as of three days ago owning illegal weapons is illegal.
*Takes the illegal weapons away*
Hmm, some mighty nice stuff here. I might want to forgo destroying this batch.
*Stashes them away in his room*

*Over the comm* Howdy do, Emperor Turd Magnet! I own quite a few weapons that are illegal in the Empire, but, seein' as how I'm not a citizen of the Empire, but I AM of several different independent nations and nation-planets, it doesn't matter! *An impressively upgraded and repaired gunship lands in Kooshie's docking bay* Oh, and I don't take to folks removin' the inhabitants of multiple planets to mine 'em to bits. That just ain't right. Your goons will answer for it if I find out that you used force.

Geez! You FINALLY get back and immediately pick a fight with TM! Don't call names, it's immature. How the heck did you get out, and where did you pick up the Texas accent? And the upgrades for your suit and gunship?

The accent? I can imitate any accent you like. Very useful. As for the upgrades for the ship, two words: weapons caches. The suit upgrades were a DIY, and a pretty good one, if I do say so myself. And TM, you'll be happy, I refrained from selling the Gauss Cannon designs to every weapons manufacturer I could find.
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Just in case you didn't hear, as of three days ago owning illegal weapons is illegal.
*Takes the illegal weapons away*
Hmm, some mighty nice stuff here. I might want to forgo destroying this batch.
*Stashes them away in his room*

*Over the comm* Howdy do, Emperor Turd Magnet! I own quite a few weapons that are illegal in the Empire, but, seein' as how I'm not a citizen of the Empire, but I AM of several different independent nations and nation-planets, it doesn't matter! *An impressively upgraded and repaired gunship lands in Kooshie's docking bay* Oh, and I don't take to folks removin' the inhabitants of multiple planets to mine 'em to bits. That just ain't right. Your goons will answer for it if I find out that you used force.

Geez! You FINALLY get back and immediately pick a fight with TM! Don't call names, it's immature. How the heck did you get out, and where did you pick up the Texas accent? And the upgrades for your suit and gunship?

The accent? I can imitate any accent you like. Very useful. As for the upgrades for the ship, two words: weapons caches. The suit upgrades were a DIY, and a pretty good one, if I do say so myself. And TM, you'll be happy, I refrained from selling the Gauss Cannon designs to every weapons manufacturer I could find.
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YOU! *Shoots a potato at Q9*
 
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No worries! The rebels are quite busy taking over military outposts to secure the independence of the Kamchatkan Peninsula. They've already opened up 3 spaceports for completely open trade.
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Well then.
 
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*Over the comm* Howdy do, Emperor Turd Magnet! I own quite a few weapons that are illegal in the Empire, but, seein' as how I'm not a citizen of the Empire, but I AM of several different independent nations and nation-planets, it doesn't matter! *An impressively upgraded and repaired gunship lands in Kooshie's docking bay* Oh, and I don't take to folks removin' the inhabitants of multiple planets to mine 'em to bits. That just ain't right. Your goons will answer for it if I find out that you used force.

Geez! You FINALLY get back and immediately pick a fight with TM! Don't call names, it's immature. How the heck did you get out, and where did you pick up the Texas accent? And the upgrades for your suit and gunship?

The accent? I can imitate any accent you like. Very useful. As for the upgrades for the ship, two words: weapons caches. The suit upgrades were a DIY, and a pretty good one, if I do say so myself. And TM, you'll be happy, I refrained from selling the Gauss Cannon designs to every weapons manufacturer I could find.
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YOU! *Shoots a potato at Q9*

*Grabs potato, slices it, takes off helmet, eats the slices, and puts helmet back on* What was that for? Anyway, some UNE frigates followed me. Somebody please arm Kooshie's anti-ship missiles, my gunship is empty.
 
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YOU! *Shoots a potato at Q9*

*Grabs potato, slices it, takes off helmet, eats the slices, and puts helmet back on* What was that for? Anyway, some UNE frigates followed me. Somebody please arm Kooshie's anti-ship missiles, my gunship is empty.

i could, though i doubt kooshie would let me.
 
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YOU! *Shoots a potato at Q9*

*Grabs potato, slices it, takes off helmet, eats the slices, and puts helmet back on* What was that for? Anyway, some UNE frigates followed me. Somebody please arm Kooshie's anti-ship missiles, my gunship is empty.

I don't know. You actually let someone follow you? Weird.
 

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