The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[crazyaboutchickens]

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The planet was stolen from the Saurians by a bunch of ducks? I thought that Saurians had the best weapons, armor, and defense systems in the known universe.

That is precisely the reason we couldn't defend ourself very well. If we had made the slightest pretense of fighting back during the invasion, some people (not saying any names) would have claimed that we were an evil and ruthless empire, murdering the poor defenseless freedom-fighter duckies.

After the ducks had taken over the plannets however, the found a research lab and activated a terrible new weapon. We intercepted some documents outlining an evil plan to destroy the entire Saurian population using the weapon. We then had no choice but to manufacture those helmets and resist the ducks, regardless of what Q--, um, some people would say.

i'm with Q-- on this!

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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Indeed, though it does have some flaws.

(i could tell, that caf smiliey has become your trademark.)

Evelyn: I havn't noticed any.

(It HAS?!

I'll have to quit using it.)

Yeah, It has.

( yes you will have to, you it use after almost every sentence! )

 

[canada-goose]

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The planet was stolen from the Saurians by a bunch of ducks? I thought that Saurians had the best weapons, armor, and defense systems in the known universe.

That is precisely the reason we couldn't defend ourself very well. If we had made the slightest pretense of fighting back during the invasion, some people (not saying any names) would have claimed that we were an evil and ruthless empire, murdering the poor defenseless freedom-fighter duckies.

After the ducks had taken over the plannets however, the found a research lab and activated a terrible new weapon. We intercepted some documents outlining an evil plan to destroy the entire Saurian population using the weapon. We then had no choice but to manufacture those helmets and resist the ducks, regardless of what Q--, um, some people would say.

...I see. Wow, I didn't know that the Saurians cared so deeply about their reputation.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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That is precisely the reason we couldn't defend ourself very well. If we had made the slightest pretense of fighting back during the invasion, some people (not saying any names) would have claimed that we were an evil and ruthless empire, murdering the poor defenseless freedom-fighter duckies.

After the ducks had taken over the plannets however, the found a research lab and activated a terrible new weapon. We intercepted some documents outlining an evil plan to destroy the entire Saurian population using the weapon. We then had no choice but to manufacture those helmets and resist the ducks, regardless of what Q--, um, some people would say.

...I see. Wow, I didn't know that the Saurians cared so deeply about their reputation.

they do?

 

[canada-goose]

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...I see. Wow, I didn't know that the Saurians cared so deeply about their reputation.

they do?

Apparently.

 

[duckluv]

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The planet was stolen from the Saurians by a bunch of ducks? I thought that Saurians had the best weapons, armor, and defense systems in the known universe.

That is precisely the reason we couldn't defend ourself very well. If we had made the slightest pretense of fighting back during the invasion, some people (not saying any names) would have claimed that we were an evil and ruthless empire, murdering the poor defenseless freedom-fighter duckies.

After the ducks had taken over the plannets however, the found a research lab and activated a terrible new weapon. We intercepted some documents outlining an evil plan to destroy the entire Saurian population using the weapon. We then had no choice but to manufacture those helmets and resist the ducks, regardless of what Q--, um, some people would say.

I have made no such plans.

 

[TM Chickens]

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That is precisely the reason we couldn't defend ourself very well. If we had made the slightest pretense of fighting back during the invasion, some people (not saying any names) would have claimed that we were an evil and ruthless empire, murdering the poor defenseless freedom-fighter duckies.

After the ducks had taken over the plannets however, the found a research lab and activated a terrible new weapon. We intercepted some documents outlining an evil plan to destroy the entire Saurian population using the weapon. We then had no choice but to manufacture those helmets and resist the ducks, regardless of what Q--, um, some people would say.

...I see. Wow, I didn't know that the Saurians cared so deeply about their reputation.

We don't really. But the sad thing is, a lot of people would be deceived, and then we'd be in a bunch of wars at once as all the other "free independent countries" (who are really being manipulated for the personal gain and power of someone who's best friend is a talking wolf) rally to the aid of their heroic brethren! Some people have a lot more plasma guns and armor suits than they do brains.

 

[erner]

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That is precisely the reason we couldn't defend ourself very well. If we had made the slightest pretense of fighting back during the invasion, some people (not saying any names) would have claimed that we were an evil and ruthless empire, murdering the poor defenseless freedom-fighter duckies.

After the ducks had taken over the plannets however, the found a research lab and activated a terrible new weapon. We intercepted some documents outlining an evil plan to destroy the entire Saurian population using the weapon. We then had no choice but to manufacture those helmets and resist the ducks, regardless of what Q--, um, some people would say.

I have made no such plans.

Evelyn: We seem to be ignoring the major problem here.

Is Duck, or is Duck not guilty?

(TM, I see you are avoiding admitting that I'm right.

)

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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...I see. Wow, I didn't know that the Saurians cared so deeply about their reputation.

We don't really. But the sad thing is, a lot of people would be deceived, and then we'd be in a bunch of wars at once as all the other "free independent countries" (who are really being manipulated for the personal gain and power of someone who's best friend is a talking wolf) rally to the aid of their heroic brethren! Some people have a lot more plasma guns and armor suits than they do brains.

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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I have made no such plans.

Evelyn: We seem to be ignoring the major problem here.

Is Duck, or is Duck not guilty?

(TM, I see you are avoiding admitting that I'm right.

)

what would happen if she was?