The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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*Zeus* I WILL KILL YOU ALL! *Shoots a bolt of lightning and COMPLETELY misses*

Not impressed. Ares was far more interesting. *Casually loads bullets into his revolver* Now, hand us the access codes.

*Zeus* ARES?! You survived an encounter with ARES?!

Yeah - in fact, we kicked his butt and had him executed.

*Zeus falls over in shock*

Wow. Did we kill him?

He's alive. Looks like he fainted though, if his species is at all like humankind.

Well, let's search him. See if he's got some kind of access card or something similar.

I'm not touching it.

Any volunteers?

 

[canada-goose]

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He's alive. Looks like he fainted though, if his species is at all like humankind.

Well, let's search him. See if he's got some kind of access card or something similar.

I'm not touching it.

Any volunteers?

You're one with the armor and the experience, not us. But I guess Spam can help...

 

[Q9]

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Well, let's search him. See if he's got some kind of access card or something similar.

I'm not touching it.

Any volunteers?

You're one with the armor and the experience, not us. But I guess Spam can help...

*Pokes Zeus* Okay, not too electrified. Lemme see... a lightning bolt launcher thingy, but nothing else. Oh, wait, here's something...

*Zeus, waking up* WHO DARES - oh, it's you again. WHAT do you want?!

Good grief, you're embarrassing. *Whacks him on the head, knocking him out, then takes the small device* Yup. Only other thing on him. Let's go. *Turns around to leave, then sees a big red "Do not push" button*

 

[eenie114]

Uh, yeah...

We aren't interested in being electrocuted.

 

[eenie114]

Don't. Even. Think about it. *Death stares Q9*

 

[Q9]

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Fine. *Turns around and walks off*

*Oblivious to what just happened* Something smells funny here. *Sniffs along the ground and runs straight into the button*

*Computer voice* Alert, alert! Self destruct activated! Please calmly exit through the emergency portal. This facility will detonate in 120 seconds.

RUN!!!

 

[eenie114]

*Loks frantic* Ummm....! *Grabs Zeus' arms and attempts to drag him out of the building* Q9, help!

 

[canada-goose]

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Fine. *Turns around and walks off*

*Oblivious to what just happened* Something smells funny here. *Sniffs along the ground and runs straight into the button*

*Computer voice* Alert, alert! Self destruct activated! Please calmly exit through the emergency portal. This facility will detonate in 120 seconds.

RUN!!!

No "are you sure?" messages? Lame. *Spam starts hurrying toward the exit*

 

[canada-goose]

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*Spam turns back and goes to help Eenie*

 

[Q9]

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*Spam turns back and goes to help Eenie*

What are you doing?! We've got the codes!

Dude, that's cold.

Darned guilty conscience. *Grabs Zeus like a sack of potatoes and runs to the portal, jumping out*