The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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They're almost gone. *Fries the last creature with a plasma blast to the head* Okay, is everyone alright?

Mostly... I gotta puke...

Okay, I think I'm better.

Whew. Genetically modified monsters are so nasty to deal with. *Sounds old and wise*

Especially when you have to bite them.

Come on, let's see if we can find Zeus. *Begins walking down the hallway, sealing every side door with the plasma rifle*

 

[canada-goose]

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Whew. Genetically modified monsters are so nasty to deal with. *Sounds old and wise*

Especially when you have to bite them.

Come on, let's see if we can find Zeus. *Begins walking down the hallway, sealing every side door with the plasma rifle*

Fortunately, I cannot imagine how unpleasant that must be. It sounds horrible, though.

*Spam follows Q9*

Hopefully Zeus is less obnoxious than Ares was. That guy was one of the biggest jerks I've ever met.

 

[BirdNut]

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It's an automatic shotgun, what are you complaining about?!

*Lunges at a hybrid* Ugh, it tastes terrible!

Ignore the taste, just kill them!

Fine. *Continues ripping at the hybrids*

Oh-- you heard that. I'm just mad that my laser is broken and still getting repaired in Ambrosia's weapon hangar. Grrr, dang Bovians...

 

[eenie114]

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They're almost gone. *Fries the last creature with a plasma blast to the head* Okay, is everyone alright?

Mostly... I gotta puke...

Okay, I think I'm better.

*Wipes who-knows what off her shoes* Thank you.

*Follows everybody else*

 

[Q9]

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Especially when you have to bite them.

Come on, let's see if we can find Zeus. *Begins walking down the hallway, sealing every side door with the plasma rifle*

Fortunately, I cannot imagine how unpleasant that must be. It sounds horrible, though.

*Spam follows Q9*

Hopefully Zeus is less obnoxious than Ares was. That guy was one of the biggest jerks I've ever met.

He's probably less militant, but I'd bet money that he's dramatically more arrogant. He's ZEUS, after all. Where is he, anyway?

Maybe it would be a good idea to try searching the room with all the electricity coursing through the walls.

Oh.

*Kicks in door* Great green gobs of - so YOU'RE Zeus?! *Is looking at an extremely muscular humanoid with a REALLY nerdy face who is literally holding lightning bolts*

 

[canada-goose]

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Fortunately, I cannot imagine how unpleasant that must be. It sounds horrible, though.

*Spam follows Q9*

Hopefully Zeus is less obnoxious than Ares was. That guy was one of the biggest jerks I've ever met.

He's probably less militant, but I'd bet money that he's dramatically more arrogant. He's ZEUS, after all. Where is he, anyway?

Maybe it would be a good idea to try searching the room with all the electricity coursing through the walls.

Oh.

*Kicks in door* Great green gobs of - so YOU'RE Zeus?! *Is looking at an extremely muscular humanoid with a REALLY nerdy face who is literally holding lightning bolts*

*Kooshie/Spam stares at Zeus*

So this is, presumably, Ares' little friend. How delightful.

 

[eenie114]

*Mutters something that means nothing to anybody not of her species*
Ahem.
*Whispering to Q9* How reeasonable do we think this dude is?

 

[canada-goose]

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*Tries to translate but fails*

Humph!

 

[eenie114]

'Worse than a garlumph on the sunporch'. And it doesn't get much worse than that.

 

[canada-goose]

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Ah. No wonder my translator couldn't translate that.