The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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He's having hallucinations. That's a level of insanity which I'm not qualified to deal with.

*sigh* Do as you like, but i protest to the highest extent!!

Complaint understood and taken into account. I'll see what I can do to make everyone happy.

 

[eenie114]

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He's having hallucinations. That's a level of insanity which I'm not qualified to deal with.

*sigh* Do as you like, but i protest to the highest extent!!

I thought he should ba locked away many years ago...

 

[eenie114]

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Hmph. May I ask what the research in question was for?

No.

 

[Q9]

*Starts walking across the bridge* Weird, this is WAY too smooth to be natural. Wait a minute... *Looks down* Please tell me I'm hallucinating.

You're not.

Dang it, for once you think I'm right, and I don't WANT to be right!

*Both are looking down into 136 feet of clear water at a crashed ship with... things... crawling out of it, wearing GP uniforms*

*Simultaneously* Zombies.

 

[canada-goose]

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What the... Eeew!

 

[Q9]

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What the... Eeew!

So they DID send a research team. *Zombies look up, and immediately begin shambling towards the shore* We just found our explanation for the lack of life.

Zombies eat anything, don't they?

Yup. And it looks like we're on the menu. Let's go! *Turns to head back to Kooshie, but finds that the way is blocked by extremely large zombified creatures* Crap.

 

[canada-goose]

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What the... Eeew!

So they DID send a research team. *Zombies look up, and immediately begin shambling towards the shore* We just found our explanation for the lack of life.

Zombies eat anything, don't they?

Yup. And it looks like we're on the menu. Let's go! *Turns to head back to Kooshie, but finds that the way is blocked by extremely large zombified creatures* Crap.

According to my scanners, it must smell pretty awful down there right now. I'd send out reinforcements, but I don't think a robot with a sword would be much use against those undead creatures.

 

[Q9]

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So they DID send a research team. *Zombies look up, and immediately begin shambling towards the shore* We just found our explanation for the lack of life.

Zombies eat anything, don't they?

Yup. And it looks like we're on the menu. Let's go! *Turns to head back to Kooshie, but finds that the way is blocked by extremely large zombified creatures* Crap.

According to my scanners, it must smell pretty awful down there right now. I'd send out reinforcements, but I don't think a robot with a sword would be much use against those undead creatures.

Just when an old-fashioned gun would be useful, too.

*Opens fire with the plasma rifle, incinerating a chunk of a zombie* Yep, useless. My suit will protect me easily, but...
They're looking at me like I'm a cheeseburger. Please tell me you have a sword.

*Facepalm* I'm a moron! *Activates energy sword and rips into the zombies between him and Kooshie*

 

[canada-goose]

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According to my scanners, it must smell pretty awful down there right now. I'd send out reinforcements, but I don't think a robot with a sword would be much use against those undead creatures.

Just when an old-fashioned gun would be useful, too.

*Opens fire with the plasma rifle, incinerating a chunk of a zombie* Yep, useless. My suit will protect me easily, but...
They're looking at me like I'm a cheeseburger. Please tell me you have a sword.

*Facepalm* I'm a moron! *Activates energy sword and rips into the zombies between him and Kooshie*

*Looks through her "broom closet" for any good weapons she might have sitting around*

Argh! Nothing.

*Angrily fires a missile at the ship which explodes, scattering undead police, then switches to chopping them up with her laser beam gun*

 

[Q9]

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Just when an old-fashioned gun would be useful, too.

*Opens fire with the plasma rifle, incinerating a chunk of a zombie* Yep, useless. My suit will protect me easily, but...
They're looking at me like I'm a cheeseburger. Please tell me you have a sword.

*Facepalm* I'm a moron! *Activates energy sword and rips into the zombies between him and Kooshie*

*Looks through her "broom closet" for any good weapons she might have sitting around*

Argh! Nothing.

*Angrily fires a missile at the ship which explodes, scattering undead police, then switches to chopping them up with her laser beam gun*

AAAAHHH!!! They're everywhere! *Notices an opening and dashes through into Kooshie*

Well. Looks like it's time for this planet to get decontaminated! *Performs an epic leap onto the top of a gigantic zombie lizard's head and stabs the brain* WHOOOO! *Jumps back down to deal with the police zombies* Nasty little boogers.