The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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Other than the zombies which we are currently studying, you haven't missed much.

*Snaps to attention* Zombies?! Where?!

They've all been vaporized by my Meson Bomb launcher.

You can see a few severed limbs, though. Ugh, there's a torso and head that's still crawling.

Pop quiz: When Q9 sees an enemy, what does he do?
a) Shoot it
b) Burn it
c) Bomb it
d) Stab it
e) All of the above

 

[canada-goose]

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I don't mind much, but the zombie slime is kind of gross.

As long as we have a little of the slime contained, I'd be quite happy to go, especially since all zombies within a 10 mile radius have been re-killed.

*Lifts off and is instantly blown upside down*

Yikes!

*Flies hastily away from the planet*

 

[Q9]

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As long as we have a little of the slime contained, I'd be quite happy to go, especially since all zombies within a 10 mile radius have been re-killed.

*Lifts off and is instantly blown upside down*

Yikes!

*Flies hastily away from the planet*

YAAAAHH!!! *Is thrown down the hall again, but hits a layer of mattresses he had set up previously* OOF! Okay, not as bad as hitting metal.

I'm sorry, but that is just funny.

Now you know why I had you climbing up the cliff.

(I somehow never saw that you had posted! Sorry!)

 

[canada-goose]

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*Lifts off and is instantly blown upside down*

Yikes!

*Flies hastily away from the planet*

YAAAAHH!!! *Is thrown down the hall again, but hits a layer of mattresses he had set up previously* OOF! Okay, not as bad as hitting metal.

I'm sorry, but that is just funny.

Now you know why I had you climbing up the cliff.

(I somehow never saw that you had posted! Sorry!)

*Watches Steve* I guess that I should have told you to put on your seatbelt. Ah well, at least you were prepared for takeoff this time.

*Locates the nearest space station and speeds toward it, looping around a few planets just for the fun of doing so*

 

[Q9]

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YAAAAHH!!! *Is thrown down the hall again, but hits a layer of mattresses he had set up previously* OOF! Okay, not as bad as hitting metal.

I'm sorry, but that is just funny.

Now you know why I had you climbing up the cliff.

(I somehow never saw that you had posted! Sorry!)

*Watches Steve* I guess that I should have told you to put on your seatbelt. Ah well, at least you were prepared for takeoff this time.

*Locates the nearest space station and speeds toward it, looping around a few planets just for the fun of doing so*

Oh, Kooshie, as of right now I've signed all the documents, meaning that Kooshie & crew can be legally hired out to do mercenary work! Whoopee!

Why? Why must we put up with your INSANITY?! I never agreed to anything, and I doubt Kooshie or anyone else did!

Oh. Oops. I kinda forgot to tell you guys.

 

[canada-goose]

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*Watches Steve* I guess that I should have told you to put on your seatbelt. Ah well, at least you were prepared for takeoff this time.

*Locates the nearest space station and speeds toward it, looping around a few planets just for the fun of doing so*

Oh, Kooshie, as of right now I've signed all the documents, meaning that Kooshie & crew can be legally hired out to do mercenary work! Whoopee!

Why? Why must we put up with your INSANITY?! I never agreed to anything, and I doubt Kooshie or anyone else did!

Oh. Oops. I kinda forgot to tell you guys.

Wow, thanks. I've always wanted to be a mercenary.

Oh well, I suppose there are worse fates...

Q9, you might want to hide in the cargo bay or something. This space station is owned by the empire.

 

[TM Chickens]

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You mean the old empire guys/rebels against the current empire, right?

 

[canada-goose]

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You mean the old empire guys/rebels against the current empire, right?

Yes, that empire.

 

[Q9]

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You mean the old empire guys/rebels against the current empire, right?

Why should I hide? I've got a gun or seven on me! *Evil laugh*

 

[canada-goose]

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You mean the old empire guys/rebels against the current empire, right?

Why should I hide? I've got a gun or seven on me! *Evil laugh*

Because I want to have a professional decontamination team scrub every molecule of zombie disease off of me, and because taking over space stations which offer cleaning as a free service is rude.