The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[eenie114]

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I'm alive, I think.

And you are...

Ares is alive. Not for long, though.

*Ares* Please, have mercy on me!

Oh, look, oh-so-tough Ares is begging for mercy. And for all practical purposes, you are now at the mercy of a talking wolf.

*Ares* Please don't kill me! I beg of you!

*Evelyn's pathetic sense of compassion starts to get the better of her*

 

[canada-goose]

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I'm alive, I think.

And you are...

Ares is alive. Not for long, though.

*Ares* Please, have mercy on me!

Oh, look, oh-so-tough Ares is begging for mercy. And for all practical purposes, you are now at the mercy of a talking wolf.

*Ares* Please don't kill me! I beg of you!

You were going to kill us. Why should we spare you?

 

[Q9]

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Ares is alive. Not for long, though.

*Ares* Please, have mercy on me!

Oh, look, oh-so-tough Ares is begging for mercy. And for all practical purposes, you are now at the mercy of a talking wolf.

*Ares* Please don't kill me! I beg of you!

You were going to kill us. Why should we spare you?

*Ares, confident once again* Well, one reason would be that there are 17 antimatter cannons that will fire at you if you kill me.

Dang it. Good point. *Hides a devilish grin*

 

[canada-goose]

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You were going to kill us. Why should we spare you?

*Ares, confident once again* Well, one reason would be that there are 17 antimatter cannons that will fire at you if you kill me.

Dang it. Good point. *Hides a devilish grin*

Yeah, but at least you'd be dead too. *Sounds cheerful*

 

[eenie114]

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*Ares, confident once again* Well, one reason would be that there are 17 antimatter cannons that will fire at you if you kill me.

Dang it. Good point. *Hides a devilish grin*

Yeah, but at least you'd be dead too. *Sounds cheerful*

Kooshie?

You're starting to worry me.

 

[canada-goose]

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Yeah, but at least you'd be dead too. *Sounds cheerful*

Kooshie?

You're starting to worry me.

When people say that they might skip killing you if you obey them, and you obey them, and they decide to kill you anyway, I lose my sympathy rather quickly. And being vaporized probably doesn't hurt too much, either.

 

[eenie114]

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Kooshie?

You're starting to worry me.

When people say that they might skip killing you if you obey them, and you obey them, and they decide to kill you anyway, I lose my sympathy rather quickly. And being vaporized probably doesn't hurt too much, either.

You may be old, but I have a life to live!!

 

[canada-goose]

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When people say that they might skip killing you if you obey them, and you obey them, and they decide to kill you anyway, I lose my sympathy rather quickly. And being vaporized probably doesn't hurt too much, either.

You may be old, but I have a life to live!!

*Splutters* Hey! I'm not old! I just have no desire to let this sniffling creep live. He's going to try to kill us, whatever we do.

 

[Q9]

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When people say that they might skip killing you if you obey them, and you obey them, and they decide to kill you anyway, I lose my sympathy rather quickly. And being vaporized probably doesn't hurt too much, either.

You may be old, but I have a life to live!!

Ares, I wouldn't talk so confident. I give the power on your ship about 5 seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... *A massive explosion destroys the ship's power source, as swarms of human and Saurian fighters fly in* I would suggest you surrender.

*Ares* What? It can't be!!!

Moron, you weren't in command of your troops, being busy here. So they all sat there - a major flaw in making them too dumb to act outside of your orders. It was a turkey shoot.

 

[eenie114]

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You may be old, but I have a life to live!!

Ares, I wouldn't talk so confident. I give the power on your ship about 5 seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... *A massive explosion destroys the ship's power source, as swarms of human and Saurian fighters fly in* I would suggest you surrender.

*Ares* What? It can't be!!!

Moron, you weren't in command of your troops, being busy here. So they all sat there - a major flaw in making them too dumb to act outside of your orders. It was a turkey shoot.

How did you arrange all of that?? You can barely stand!! *Looks around* Steve!! What did you do??