The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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You may be old, but I have a life to live!!

Ares, I wouldn't talk so confident. I give the power on your ship about 5 seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... *A massive explosion destroys the ship's power source, as swarms of human and Saurian fighters fly in* I would suggest you surrender.

*Ares* What? It can't be!!!

Moron, you weren't in command of your troops, being busy here. So they all sat there - a major flaw in making them too dumb to act outside of your orders. It was a turkey shoot.

That was epically cool. *Flies away from the remains of the ship*

 

[crazyaboutchickens]

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You may be old, but I have a life to live!!

*Splutters* Hey! I'm not old! I just have no desire to let this sniffling creep live. He's going to try to kill us, whatever we do.

I vote disposing this... thing, into outer space. And you both, don't fight!

 

[eenie114]

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Ares, I wouldn't talk so confident. I give the power on your ship about 5 seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... *A massive explosion destroys the ship's power source, as swarms of human and Saurian fighters fly in* I would suggest you surrender.

*Ares* What? It can't be!!!

Moron, you weren't in command of your troops, being busy here. So they all sat there - a major flaw in making them too dumb to act outside of your orders. It was a turkey shoot.

That was epically cool. *Flies away from the remains of the ship*

No kidding. *Climbs out of the cabinet* Maybe being short isn't so bad...

 

[Q9]

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Ares, I wouldn't talk so confident. I give the power on your ship about 5 seconds... 4... 3... 2... 1... *A massive explosion destroys the ship's power source, as swarms of human and Saurian fighters fly in* I would suggest you surrender.

*Ares* What? It can't be!!!

Moron, you weren't in command of your troops, being busy here. So they all sat there - a major flaw in making them too dumb to act outside of your orders. It was a turkey shoot.

How did you arrange all of that?? You can barely stand!! *Looks around* Steve!! What did you do??

Oh, I arranged nothing. I figured we'd be SWARMED with ships as soon as this thing captured us. Plus, Ares was in here, distracted, by the time the fleets arrived, so his troops didn't do anything except sit there dumbfounded. All of his fleet is away fighting the Saurians' main fleet, so some spare fighters and the entirety of humanity's ships showed up. The shields on that thing are impressive, but they can only take so many MAC rounds before they give out.

*Ares* PLEASE, don't kill me!

Fine. I won't.

 

[eenie114]

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How did you arrange all of that?? You can barely stand!! *Looks around* Steve!! What did you do??

Oh, I arranged nothing. I figured we'd be SWARMED with ships as soon as this thing captured us. Plus, Ares was in here, distracted, by the time the fleets arrived, so his troops didn't do anything except sit there dumbfounded. All of his fleet is away fighting the Saurians' main fleet, so some spare fighters and the entirety of humanity's ships showed up. The shields on that thing are impressive, but they can only take so many MAC rounds before they give out.

*Ares* PLEASE, don't kill me!

Fine. I won't.

*Is shocked* You won't? I thought I was the pathetically merciful one!

 

[Q9]

*A Texan destroyer approaches and sends out a small troop ship*

*Texans* Hello? Is anyone alive?

Yeah, everyone's alive.

*Texans* Wow. Mighty impressive, considerin' that blast. Are we speakin' to the cap'n?

No - I'll patch you over.

*Texans to Kooshie* Cap'n - do we have permission to land and come aboard?

 

[canada-goose]

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All right. You'll have to use the cargo bay though. *Cargo bay door opens*

 

[eenie114]

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All right. You'll have to use the cargo bay though. *Cargo bay door opens*

*Looks down at her shirt and realizes she is still wearing the blood-stained one* Oh, yuck! *Runs up to her room as fast as she can* Q9, you owe me.

 

[Q9]

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All right. You'll have to use the cargo bay though. *Cargo bay door opens*

*Several soldiers with automatic shotguns and assault rifles with explosive bullets exit the ship*

*Texan captain* Where's the big bad?

Got 'im right here, sir.

*Texan captain* Thankee. What d'ya want to do with him.

Execute him.

*Ares* You said you wouldn't kill me!!!

I know. I said nothing about Texan soldiers.

Take 'im away.

*Soldiers secure the mostly fried Ares and haul him off, after shutting him up with the butt of a rifle*

Was that way too merciless and evil? 'Cause it felt awfully justified.

 

[canada-goose]

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All right. You'll have to use the cargo bay though. *Cargo bay door opens*

*Looks down at her shirt and realizes she is still wearing the blood-stained one* Oh, yuck! *Runs up to her room as fast as she can* Q9, you owe me.

Toss it in the laundry chute and I'll see if I can win $50.