The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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I feel amazingly tough. Look at their pathetic weaponry, it bounces off the shields without so much as scratching the Atlantis' paint!

*Ignores a few one-person piloted fighter craft, destroying their transporter ship instead*

It's more like the Atlantis has obscene shielding. Those weapons are pretty powerful. Whaddya think the odds are that they'll have another giant Atlantis-like capital ship flying in to deal with us.

DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!!! Now it's practically guaranteed!

*Turns the Atlantis' sensors up to maximum range*

Thanks, '9. Now I won't be able to turn off my cameras for a month.

 

[Dutchgirl]

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It's more like the Atlantis has obscene shielding. Those weapons are pretty powerful. Whaddya think the odds are that they'll have another giant Atlantis-like capital ship flying in to deal with us.

DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!!! Now it's practically guaranteed!

*Turns the Atlantis' sensors up to maximum range*

Thanks, '9. Now I won't be able to turn off my cameras for a month.

Git' 'em, Kooshie! *checks ammo* Hmm.... hope I don't run out....

 

[Q9]

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It's more like the Atlantis has obscene shielding. Those weapons are pretty powerful. Whaddya think the odds are that they'll have another giant Atlantis-like capital ship flying in to deal with us.

DON'T SAY THINGS LIKE THAT!!! Now it's practically guaranteed!

*Turns the Atlantis' sensors up to maximum range*

Thanks, '9. Now I won't be able to turn off my cameras for a month.

...Sorry. I guess. *Heads to gunship* I'll be able to operate more effectively this way. *Flies out* Activating Direct Neural Interface... YAAAHH! Whoa... Here we go! *Flies in and begins shredding the enemy fighters* Can't ignore the little guys - they can go through shields and detonate a suicide nuke if you're not careful.

 

[canada-goose]

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*Turns the Atlantis' sensors up to maximum range*

Thanks, '9. Now I won't be able to turn off my cameras for a month.

...Sorry. I guess. *Heads to gunship* I'll be able to operate more effectively this way. *Flies out* Activating Direct Neural Interface... YAAAHH! Whoa... Here we go! *Flies in and begins shredding the enemy fighters* Can't ignore the little guys - they can go through shields and detonate a suicide nuke if you're not careful.

You like blowing the little guys up, and that Atlantis is better for dealing with big ships than your ship is.

*Checks shields*

Wow. Those "Greek gods" really know how to protect a spacecraft. The shields are still at full strength.

 

[canada-goose]

Uh oh, looks like Q9's predictions are coming true again. Look at that ship! It's even bigger than the Atlantis, and appears to be at least as well armed as she is.

(I had to write that. A smartship talking about the ship she's connected to in third person and calling it a "she" is really odd.

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[EE lover:)]

oh, GREAT, Q9, just great, you HAD to go and jynx it, didn't you?

 

[canada-goose]

EE lover :

oh, GREAT, Q9, just great, you HAD to go and jynx it, didn't you?

Of course he did. He lives to make our lives harder.

*Kooshie contacts the huge ship* This is the Atlantis calling. How may I help you?

*Ship captain* You could surrender now, it would save us both a lot of time and repair expenses.

*Kooshie* Sorry, I don't think I'll be able to do that.

*Ship captain* That's too bad. I guess we'll have to test out our ship on the Atlantis then.

*Kooshie turns the shields' power up a bit more and prepares for battle*​

 

[Q9]

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Of course he did. He lives to make our lives harder.

*Kooshie contacts the huge ship* This is the Atlantis calling. How may I help you?

*Ship captain* You could surrender now, it would save us both a lot of time and repair expenses.

*Kooshie* Sorry, I don't think I'll be able to do that.

*Ship captain* That's too bad. I guess we'll have to test out our ship on the Atlantis then.

*Kooshie turns the shields' power up a bit more and prepares for battle*

*Mysterous incoming ship to Kooshie* OUT OF THE WAY! *Releases a ridiculously huge barrage of weapons fire at the enemy flagship*

Who the crap is that?!

 

[canada-goose]

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Of course he did. He lives to make our lives harder.

*Kooshie contacts the huge ship* This is the Atlantis calling. How may I help you?

*Ship captain* You could surrender now, it would save us both a lot of time and repair expenses.

*Kooshie* Sorry, I don't think I'll be able to do that.

*Ship captain* That's too bad. I guess we'll have to test out our ship on the Atlantis then.

*Kooshie turns the shields' power up a bit more and prepares for battle*

*Mysterous incoming ship to Kooshie* OUT OF THE WAY! *Releases a ridiculously huge barrage of weapons fire at the enemy flagship*

Who the crap is that?!

*Gets out of the way*
I have no idea who they are.

*To the new ship* Atlantis to unknown ship. Who are you?

 

[Q9]

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*Mysterous incoming ship to Kooshie* OUT OF THE WAY! *Releases a ridiculously huge barrage of weapons fire at the enemy flagship*

Who the crap is that?!

*Gets out of the way*
I have no idea who they are.

*To the new ship* Atlantis to unknown ship. Who are you?

*Mysterious ship* Are you blind?! The gigantic crossed tridents didn't give it away?!

Oooohhh... Wait, why are you helping us?

*Poseidon* You killed Ares and captured Zeus, so now HADES is in command! If he wins, we're ALL screwed! Now get back! *Swerves ship and unleashes an unbelievably huge broadside of plasma shells*