The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[Q9]

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Well, everything does seem to be playing out like one. For instance, I would guess that right about now a secret, hidden stasis tank containing a horrifying alien has just opened up, and it is now stalking about the ship, searching for its next victim.

*Comes running, not having heard anything* There's SOMETHING crawling through the vents!

*To Q9* You know that thing that you just said? Don't say that!

*To Steve* Q9 made it appear!

I did not! Although I bet that it's about to reach down and attempt to grab my head.

You're insane, it was way back AAAAGGGHH!!!

*Calmly points a .44 revolver straight up and shoots* There. *A creepy looking alien falls through the vent opening from which it was attempting to grab Q9* Now, we all know that in situations like this, a single gunshot, no matter how well-placed, does not kill the bad guy. *Unloads the other 5 bullets into the head* Just in case, we should set it on fire and shoot it. *Returns with a flamethrower and an auto shotgun, which he then uses*

I think it's dead. 0_o

We should probably shoot it out the airlock.

 

[canada-goose]

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*To Q9* You know that thing that you just said? Don't say that!

*To Steve* Q9 made it appear!

I did not! Although I bet that it's about to reach down and attempt to grab my head.

You're insane, it was way back AAAAGGGHH!!!

*Calmly points a .44 revolver straight up and shoots* There. *A creepy looking alien falls through the vent opening from which it was attempting to grab Q9* Now, we all know that in situations like this, a single gunshot, no matter how well-placed, does not kill the bad guy. *Unloads the other 5 bullets into the head* Just in case, we should set it on fire and shoot it. *Returns with a flamethrower and an auto shotgun, which he then uses*

I think it's dead. 0_o

We should probably shoot it out the airlock.

How delightful. The airlock is ready whenever you want to dump that thing.

 

[Q9]

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I did not! Although I bet that it's about to reach down and attempt to grab my head.

You're insane, it was way back AAAAGGGHH!!!

*Calmly points a .44 revolver straight up and shoots* There. *A creepy looking alien falls through the vent opening from which it was attempting to grab Q9* Now, we all know that in situations like this, a single gunshot, no matter how well-placed, does not kill the bad guy. *Unloads the other 5 bullets into the head* Just in case, we should set it on fire and shoot it. *Returns with a flamethrower and an auto shotgun, which he then uses*

I think it's dead. 0_o

We should probably shoot it out the airlock.

How delightful. The airlock is ready whenever you want to dump that thing.

Okey dokey! *Tosses the alien into the lock a little too enthusiastically*

I really think you should stop saying things.

What, like if I were to say that we've probably already flown straight into the enemy fleet while Kooshie was distracted?

Um, YES, that kind of stuff.

Okay. But we probably have.

 

[canada-goose]

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How delightful. The airlock is ready whenever you want to dump that thing.

Okey dokey! *Tosses the alien into the lock a little too enthusiastically*

I really think you should stop saying things.

What, like if I were to say that we've probably already flown straight into the enemy fleet while Kooshie was distracted?

Um, YES, that kind of stuff.

Okay. But we probably have.

I have great news for you guys! *Sounds fakely cheerful*

 

[TM Chickens]

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Okey dokey! *Tosses the alien into the lock a little too enthusiastically*

I really think you should stop saying things.

What, like if I were to say that we've probably already flown straight into the enemy fleet while Kooshie was distracted?

Um, YES, that kind of stuff.

Okay. But we probably have.

I have great news for you guys! *Sounds fakely cheerful*

 

[canada-goose]

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I have great news for you guys! *Sounds fakely cheerful*

*Sounds even more cheerful* Q9 predicted the future again!

 

[duckluv]

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*Sounds even more cheerful* Q9 predicted the future again!

Well then, isn't that just delightful?

 

[Q9]

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*Sounds even more cheerful* Q9 predicted the future again!

Yup. *Suddenly goes from calm to ridiculously exciteable* ACTIVATE ALL THE WEAPONS!!! FIRE!!! *Runs to a turret and manually begins firing at the enemy fleet*

 

[canada-goose]

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*Sounds even more cheerful* Q9 predicted the future again!

Yup. *Suddenly goes from calm to ridiculously exciteable* ACTIVATE ALL THE WEAPONS!!! FIRE!!! *Runs to a turret and manually begins firing at the enemy fleet*

*Starts singing a random song from Riverdance and begins blasting enemy spacecraft* Hiiiiigh in the skyyy.... through the cloooouds and raiiiin....

 

[Dutchgirl]

*grumbles at Kooshie and directs a random devious grin at one of her cameras, pulls tri-barreled minigun out of holster and begins to fire at enemies* Boy, there are a lot of these guys.