The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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Well if he's telling the truth, I like him.

Hey Poseidon, do those "aliens" get knocked out when you gas 'em?

*Poseidon* To be honest, I'm not even sure if you can have any effect with nerve gas. Chemical weaponry just gets filtered out.

Would a hard whack on the head work?

*Poseidon* Yes, and electric shock. They've been trained from the earliest point possible to do nothing but kill and fly spacecraft, though, so it will be difficult to get close.

So we're gonna have to kill them?

*Poseidon* They don't exactly have the best senses in the world, so it should be fairly easy to knock them out if they are alone. They tend to operate in groups, though.

Hmm, I guess I'd better start slowing them down. Sealing off the bridge... now. Hopefully that will prevent them from hijacking the Atlantis.

*Spam comes out of 52008 holding a taser*

 

[Q9]

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*Poseidon* To be honest, I'm not even sure if you can have any effect with nerve gas. Chemical weaponry just gets filtered out.

Would a hard whack on the head work?

*Poseidon* Yes, and electric shock. They've been trained from the earliest point possible to do nothing but kill and fly spacecraft, though, so it will be difficult to get close.

So we're gonna have to kill them?

*Poseidon* They don't exactly have the best senses in the world, so it should be fairly easy to knock them out if they are alone. They tend to operate in groups, though.

Hmm, I guess I'd better start slowing them down. Sealing off the bridge... now. Hopefully that will prevent them from hijacking the Atlantis.

*Spam comes out of 52008 holding a taser*

Hmmm... *Swaps the plasma rifle out for a shotgun, which he loads with electroshock shells* Let's party! *Hurls a low-power shock grenade*

 

[canada-goose]

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Hmm, I guess I'd better start slowing them down. Sealing off the bridge... now. Hopefully that will prevent them from hijacking the Atlantis.

*Spam comes out of 52008 holding a taser*

Hmmm... *Swaps the plasma rifle out for a shotgun, which he loads with electroshock shells* Let's party! *Hurls a low-power shock grenade*

You and Eenie have amazingly different tastes in parties.

*Spam starts zapping aliens while Kooshie wakes up her griffin robot and makes it grab another taser*

 

[Q9]

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Hmmm... *Swaps the plasma rifle out for a shotgun, which he loads with electroshock shells* Let's party! *Hurls a low-power shock grenade*

You and Eenie have amazingly different tastes in parties.

*Spam starts zapping aliens while Kooshie wakes up her griffin robot and makes it grab another taser*

*The aliens open fire with startling accuracy, almost hitting Q9 and the 'bots*

DANGIT! I can't get a clean shot! Captain, permission to use lethal force?

*Very quietly* Kooshie, take advantage of this! His military training is taking over for some reason!

 

[canada-goose]

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You and Eenie have amazingly different tastes in parties.

*Spam starts zapping aliens while Kooshie wakes up her griffin robot and makes it grab another taser*

*The aliens open fire with startling accuracy, almost hitting Q9 and the 'bots*

DANGIT! I can't get a clean shot! Captain, permission to use lethal force?

*Very quietly* Kooshie, take advantage of this! His military training is taking over for some reason!

*Sighs dramatically* The best thing to do would be to figure out the self cleaning system for this ship. That would almost certainly knock these guys out, and I could probably keep it from killing anyone. Shall I try it?

 

[Q9]

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*The aliens open fire with startling accuracy, almost hitting Q9 and the 'bots*

DANGIT! I can't get a clean shot! Captain, permission to use lethal force?

*Very quietly* Kooshie, take advantage of this! His military training is taking over for some reason!

*Sighs dramatically* The best thing to do would be to figure out the self cleaning system for this ship. That would almost certainly knock these guys out, and I could probably keep it from killing anyone. Shall I try it?

Uh, what does it do? We need to clear these guys out and stop the freaking invasion, too! GAH! So many little side objectives! Wouldn't it be faster for me to just go and get a minigun or something?

 

[canada-goose]

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*Sighs dramatically* The best thing to do would be to figure out the self cleaning system for this ship. That would almost certainly knock these guys out, and I could probably keep it from killing anyone. Shall I try it?

Uh, what does it do? We need to clear these guys out and stop the freaking invasion, too! GAH! So many little side objectives! Wouldn't it be faster for me to just go and get a minigun or something?

On human-built ships, it targets live cells and zaps them with electricity until they die. On ships built by some other species, it simply pumps highly toxic gas into the ship until all life is destroyed. Of course, all wanted passengers have to stay well out of the way during the procedure and you have to agree to a lot of "are you sure?" messages.

Perhaps it would be faster for you to just shoot these guys.

 

[Q9]

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Uh, what does it do? We need to clear these guys out and stop the freaking invasion, too! GAH! So many little side objectives! Wouldn't it be faster for me to just go and get a minigun or something?

On human-built ships, it targets live cells and zaps them with electricity until they die. On ships built by some other species, it simply pumps highly toxic gas into the ship until all life is destroyed. Of course, all wanted passengers have to stay well out of the way during the procedure and you have to agree to a lot of "are you sure?" messages.

Perhaps it would be faster for you to just shoot these guys.

That's more like it. *Runs to ship, then comes back carrying TWO humongous miniguns, one in each hand*

I gotta admit, that's pretty cool. And actually, pretty terrifying, too.

Okay, little gray people, you can either climb back into your stasis tanks, or I can put you into permananent stasis, if you catch my drift. *Aliens open fire* Your funeral. *Activates both miniguns, turning back and forth for about 7 and a half seconds as the aliens are basically disintegrated by the sheer volume of bullets hitting them* Hey, that's a very effecient cleaning system.

 

[canada-goose]

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On human-built ships, it targets live cells and zaps them with electricity until they die. On ships built by some other species, it simply pumps highly toxic gas into the ship until all life is destroyed. Of course, all wanted passengers have to stay well out of the way during the procedure and you have to agree to a lot of "are you sure?" messages.

Perhaps it would be faster for you to just shoot these guys.

That's more like it. *Runs to ship, then comes back carrying TWO humongous miniguns, one in each hand*

I gotta admit, that's pretty cool. And actually, pretty terrifying, too.

Okay, little gray people, you can either climb back into your stasis tanks, or I can put you into permananent stasis, if you catch my drift. *Aliens open fire* Your funeral. *Activates both miniguns, turning back and forth for about 7 and a half seconds as the aliens are basically disintegrated by the sheer volume of bullets hitting them* Hey, that's a very effecient cleaning system.

Charming.

Poor things, they probably don't know English.

 

[TM Chickens]

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On human-built ships, it targets live cells and zaps them with electricity until they die. On ships built by some other species, it simply pumps highly toxic gas into the ship until all life is destroyed. Of course, all wanted passengers have to stay well out of the way during the procedure and you have to agree to a lot of "are you sure?" messages.

Perhaps it would be faster for you to just shoot these guys.

That's more like it. *Runs to ship, then comes back carrying TWO humongous miniguns, one in each hand*

I gotta admit, that's pretty cool. And actually, pretty terrifying, too.

Okay, little gray people, you can either climb back into your stasis tanks, or I can put you into permananent stasis, if you catch my drift. *Aliens open fire* Your funeral. *Activates both miniguns, turning back and forth for about 7 and a half seconds as the aliens are basically disintegrated by the sheer volume of bullets hitting them* Hey, that's a very effecient cleaning system.

I don't suppose you noticed all that dynamite stacked behind th-- *BBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*