The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[canada-goose]

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That's more like it. *Runs to ship, then comes back carrying TWO humongous miniguns, one in each hand*

I gotta admit, that's pretty cool. And actually, pretty terrifying, too.

Okay, little gray people, you can either climb back into your stasis tanks, or I can put you into permananent stasis, if you catch my drift. *Aliens open fire* Your funeral. *Activates both miniguns, turning back and forth for about 7 and a half seconds as the aliens are basically disintegrated by the sheer volume of bullets hitting them* Hey, that's a very effecient cleaning system.

I don't suppose you noticed all that dynamite stacked behind th-- *BBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*

Now the Atlantis is really clean, I guess. *Sends Spam to polish her cameras*

 

[Q9]

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That's more like it. *Runs to ship, then comes back carrying TWO humongous miniguns, one in each hand*

I gotta admit, that's pretty cool. And actually, pretty terrifying, too.

Okay, little gray people, you can either climb back into your stasis tanks, or I can put you into permananent stasis, if you catch my drift. *Aliens open fire* Your funeral. *Activates both miniguns, turning back and forth for about 7 and a half seconds as the aliens are basically disintegrated by the sheer volume of bullets hitting them* Hey, that's a very effecient cleaning system.

I don't suppose you noticed all that dynamite stacked behind th-- *BBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*

Good gosh, TM is turning into CR9!

(Interesting tidbit: dynamite does not explode on contact, it requires a flame or other source of extreme heat. Minigun bullets are not incendiary or explosive.

Another interesting tidbit: dynamite would be totally outdated by this point. Heck, even C-4 would be outdated by now.

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[Q9]

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That's more like it. *Runs to ship, then comes back carrying TWO humongous miniguns, one in each hand*

I gotta admit, that's pretty cool. And actually, pretty terrifying, too.

Okay, little gray people, you can either climb back into your stasis tanks, or I can put you into permananent stasis, if you catch my drift. *Aliens open fire* Your funeral. *Activates both miniguns, turning back and forth for about 7 and a half seconds as the aliens are basically disintegrated by the sheer volume of bullets hitting them* Hey, that's a very effecient cleaning system.

Charming.

Poor things, they probably don't know English.

*Random surviving alien* No, actually, we can understand you just fi - *minigun fires*

 

[TM Chickens]

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I don't suppose you noticed all that dynamite stacked behind th-- *BBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*

Good gosh, TM is turning into CR9! (Interesting tidbit: dynamite does not explode on contact, it requires a flame. Minigun bullets are not incendiary or explosive.

Another interesting tidbit: dynamite would be totally outdated by this point. Heck, even C-4 would be outdated.

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Well, nitro-glycerine then.

 

[canada-goose]

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Charming.

Poor things, they probably don't know English.

*Random surviving alien* No, actually, we can understand you just fi - *minigun fires*

Just to prove that Q9's actions were justified.

This must be a movie.

 

[Q9]

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Good gosh, TM is turning into CR9! (Interesting tidbit: dynamite does not explode on contact, it requires a flame. Minigun bullets are not incendiary or explosive.

Another interesting tidbit: dynamite would be totally outdated by this point. Heck, even C-4 would be outdated.

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Well, nitro-glycerine then.

(Really? That was outdated by dynamite.

And yes, I have done a little bit of study into the history of explosives.

You're talking to the King of Irrelevant Facts That are Actually Strangely Relevant, here.

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[Q9]

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*Random surviving alien* No, actually, we can understand you just fi - *minigun fires*

Just to prove that Q9's actions were justified.

This must be a movie.

Well, everything does seem to be playing out like one. For instance, I would guess that right about now a secret, hidden stasis tank containing a horrifying alien has just opened up, and it is now stalking about the ship, searching for its next victim.

*Comes running, not having heard anything* There's SOMETHING crawling through the vents!

 

[TM Chickens]

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Well, nitro-glycerine then.

(Really? That was outdated by dynamite. )

(If I may point out that it's not nearly as outdated as the Greek gods...

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[canada-goose]

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Just to prove that Q9's actions were justified.

This must be a movie.

Well, everything does seem to be playing out like one. For instance, I would guess that right about now a secret, hidden stasis tank containing a horrifying alien has just opened up, and it is now stalking about the ship, searching for its next victim.

*Comes running, not having heard anything* There's SOMETHING crawling through the vents!

*To Q9* You know that thing that you just said? Don't say that!

*To Steve* Q9 made it appear!

 

[Q9]

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(Really? That was outdated by dynamite. )

(If I may point out that it's not nearly as outdated as the Greek gods...

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(If I may point out that conspiracy theories involving Greek gods are fairly new and actually fit quite well in this futuristic universe...

Why would highly advanced aliens have NITROGLYCERINE on board their highly advanced ship that's probably powered by plasma capacitors?

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