The Space Travel RolePlay Thread

[EE lover:)]

*drinks blood* Imma Vampire Chicken, bloodlust does that.

 

[duckluv]

EE lover :

*drinks blood* Imma Vampire Chicken, bloodlust does that.

Well then.​

 

[EE lover:)]

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Well then.

what? After a while, chopping heads off makes drinking blood practically normal!

 

[canada-goose]

EE lover :

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Well then.

what? After a while, chopping heads off makes drinking blood practically normal!​

*Is suddenly very, very happy about having several layers of metal between her human body and the terrifying vampire chicken*

If you kill or injure any of the other crew members, I'm going to have your beak trimmed, your spurs cut off, and chains permanently attached to your legs. Got it?

 

[duckluv]

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what? After a while, chopping heads off makes drinking blood practically normal!

*Is suddenly very, very happy about having several layers of metal between her human body and the terrifying vampire chicken*

If you kill or injure any of the other crew members, I'm going to have your beak trimmed, your spurs cut off, and chains permanently attached to your legs. Got it?

*Locks herself in her ship*

 

[canada-goose]

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Yep.

Now I look like a messenger of doom, so I'm happy.

Well then. *Looks out of a window*

*Starts orbiting Earth*

Land ho! Land ho! I spotted land, I spotted land! Oh YES!!!

 

[duckluv]

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Well then. *Looks out of a window*

*Starts orbiting Earth*

Land ho! Land ho! I spotted land, I spotted land! Oh YES!!!

You might not want to land there....

 

[canada-goose]

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*Starts orbiting Earth*

Land ho! Land ho! I spotted land, I spotted land! Oh YES!!!

You might not want to land there....

I wasn't going to. The Los Angeles spaceport is a nightmare.

 

[duckluv]

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You might not want to land there....

I wasn't going to. The Los Angeles spaceport is a nightmare.

Good.

 

[EE lover:)]

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what? After a while, chopping heads off makes drinking blood practically normal!

*Is suddenly very, very happy about having several layers of metal between her human body and the terrifying vampire chicken*

If you kill or injure any of the other crew members, I'm going to have your beak trimmed, your spurs cut off, and chains permanently attached to your legs. Got it?

don't worry! *wipes blood off of beak* It's best if I chop off their heads and drink THAT blood, and I don't like cat or goat's blood. AND they have to be on their native planet and very scared so more blood comes out.