The Wish Game

[Backyard_Chicken_rancher]

Granted but it is all in play money.

I wish I had a Pick up instead of a car.

 

[TM Chickens]

Granted, but it's covered with rust and doesn't run.
I wish that I could osmosis math and spelling into my brain.

 

[Backyard_Chicken_rancher]

Granted but you forget your name and where you live.

I wish that I wouldn't have to worry about stray dogs attacking my chickens.

 

[TM Chickens]

Granted, but lions come and eat them.
I wish that I could be president.

 

[WarPigKiller]

Granted, but I don't know who you are, so I won't vote.

I wish school would be over now.


(I'm at school now)

 

[TM Chickens]

Granted, but tomorrow you have to learn twice as much.
I wish that there would be no more school, and we would know everything automatically.

 

[RAWR]

granted
but then life would be so boring and junk...theres no stupid people to play with!

i wish i had a tail

 

[CoopCrazy]

Granted but it has a mind of its own and keeps hitting you on the head..

I wish I had a Huge Black Stallion

 

[88Haywood88]

Granted, but he is mean, wild, and sterile.

I wish for a decent job.

 

[SmartyChick]

granted, but it pays you 50 cents on hour
I wish my german shephard didn't stink so I wouldn't have to give her a bath