The Wish Game

[EE lover:)]

granted, but your computer crashes
i wish i knew what i wish

 

[awesomefowl]

granted, but you can't have it

i wish more peeps would read https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?pid=4610640

 

[EE lover:)]

granted, but then it gets LOCKED!!! dun dun dun!

i wish i was wierd

edited becuse i forgot to put a wish

 

[cutiecochingirl]

Granted, but by the time everyone realizes that you're weird, it's now the new "normal", and you are just not weird enough.

I wish I could live in a gingerbread house and everything in it was edible.

 

[EE lover:)]

granted but its poisonous

i wish i wasnt out of things to wish for

 

[floridaquilter]

granted but your spouse has a longer list
I wish I had a good housekeeper

 

[chicksbestfriend]

granted, not only did she clean your house, but made clean of all your possessions, including your chickens!

I wish I didnt have to cook anymore

 

[EE lover:)]

granted, but you die of food poisoning

i wish i was famous

 

[chicksbestfriend]

granted, but only in the depressed cities of Yugosalvia.

I wish I could set a world record for high jumping

 

[FluffyColor]

Granted, but it gets broken in 2.5 seconds

I wish it was winter