These girls are worse than a drunken prom date

[sdeneen2001]

When they squat for him, it just takes a 30 second back scratch and they will fluff and shake and go away happy.

 

[gryeyes]

Have your husband just do as I do: give a little skritch at the base of the neck around the shoulder-blades, another little skritch at the nase of the tail feathers, and a gentle pat on the back, saying, "Good girl! Now go lay some eggs."

They'll straighten up from their squats, shake their feathers all over (to get rid of that "bed feathers" look) and amble off quite happily.

Conversely, get 'em a rooster.

 

[manybirds]

take it as a compliment. It means you picked a good looking man and that he loves you enough to ignore the flirting of 'other women'

 

[tinychickies]

Oh Romeo! Give us some lovin' Romeo!

 

[AlienChick]

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Ooooh! A 30-second man!!!

 

[Mommy 2 Wee Ones]

That is about how long it take our Roo Owl to get the job done.

 

[spacecowgirl]

Hahahahahahah!!

 

[N&MSchroeder]

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Yep, they need the "rooster rub"

 

[chickathon]

So, your man is sooo good looking he's found irresistable to another species!

Get the little dears a roo. They'll be happy and your man won't feel the need to sneak around his own house.

 

[CrestedGirl]