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Oh, pooh! Right in your driveway? Was the person drunk? Hmmm.
Of course, my husband brought my car back to me last week with two big scratches down the side, and has "no idea what happened..." Sure!
The reason we ladies carry big hand bags are multiple: kids (explains the bandaids, camera, library card and headache medicine), grocery shopping (coupons and checkbook), general girly stuff (lipstick, tampons, hairbrush, etc), and having a spot for our dh or db to put all the stuff he can't fit into his thin little wallet.
As for me, my handbag has
wallet
cell phone
car/pool key
house/mail box key
sunglasses
headache medicine
brush
earring
burt's bees lip shimmer
lipstick
chapstick
pens
checkbook
tampons
miscellaneous kid junk
wallet/purse
cash
two credit cards
cash card
driver's liscense
library card
birth certificate card
book store gift card
coffee shop card
sandwich shop card (actually Freebird's burrito)
various reciepts
Geez, That's alot of stuff to carry around... I'm female and don't think I'd ever be able to carry a purse. I do carry stuff in my pockets though...
Left pocket: A mens wallet because they are more efficient at holding things and my cell phone
Right pocket: house keys, dorm keys, car keys, pencil, pen, eraser.
Since I'm a student though, I guess I carry my back pack around. That contains a graphing calculator, all my text books/school supplies, a 7.1 megapixel camera, a surefire flashlight and occasionally stuff like tools and superglue.
Alright-
In my wallet (purse, whatever) I have:
change
ATM card
CDL
Various "club cards"
Barnes and Noble book card
NO CASH because I'll spend it
Reciepts from Nordstrom and Target
In my handbag-
My "purse"
Blackberry
Gum
Lip Gloss
Fashion Tape (to tape your clothes to you... I wore a dress the other day)
Hairbrush
iPod
car keys
tampons
a penis straw (I know, I know... but I was just at a bridal shower!)
A little plastic Burts Bees bag w. various Burts Bees products
bobby pins
buisness cards
flash cards with Spanish words on them
And a makeup bag which contains-
Blot paper
Liquid blush
concealer
eyelash curler
mascara
tweezers (two kinds, actually)
fingernail clippers
more lipgloss
floss
eye drops
allergy meds
and eyeliner.