Thievery and Cunning in Small-Town Iowa...

[Skyesrocket]

Say goodbye to your innocence. You will never be able to make a sandwich again without looking over your shoulder.
And more bad news....forget about leaving that loaf of bread out on the counter. The fuzzy ninjas will chew through the wrapper and eat off the top of each slice of bread. You don't even want to think about what those little sandy tongues can do to a frosted cake.

 

[AinaWGSD]

And more bad news....forget about leaving that loaf of bread out on the counter. The fuzzy ninjas will chew through the wrapper and eat off the top of each slice of bread. You don't even want to think about what those little sandy tongues can do to a frosted cake.

Oohh, I forgot about that part. I don't know how, since the cats, not the dogs are the reason that we haven't left food on the counter since we got married (although now that I think about it, Tatsu is quite the counter-surfer...but he's the most recent furry addition to the house and all of the cats pre-date him by at least 2 years). And the cats, not the two year old, are the reason we have baby locks on our pantry cupboard doors!

 

[Nitrous]

In college, my ninja-kitty would get into my backpack and pull the lunch meat out of my sandwiches, by chewing a very small opening in the corner of the bag and (while I was in the shower) pulling the ham out of the sandwich, through that tiny hole!!!

At first I thought I had simply forgotten to put lunch meat on my sandwich. But then, two days in a row?!?! I think not. Or, "I think not" could have been the solution to the problem. As it often is.

Soon after, I caught the perpetrator. I picked up my backpack to head out and in the same moment I was thinking "This is heavier than usual" and was mid-glance, the bag shook, violently in my hand and my cat SPRUNG out of the top of the bag.

I may have peed a little.

That cat used to fling mice in the air, for additional "fun" while playing with them. One morning I discovered the cat circling and pacing and obviously looking for something lost. It was about 20 minutes later, when I discovered what he had misplaced. There was a well-loved and quite dead mouse in my coffee cup, that was on the counter. [gag]

After that, you have never seen such a clean coffee cup!!! I washed that thing to within an inch of it's life.

 

[sfw2]

In college, my ninja-kitty would get into my backpack and pull the lunch meat out of my sandwiches, by chewing a very small opening in the corner of the bag and (while I was in the shower) pulling the ham out of the sandwich, through that tiny hole!!!

At first I thought I had simply forgotten to put lunch meat on my sandwich. But then, two days in a row?!?! I think not. Or, "I think not" could have been the solution to the problem. As it often is.

Soon after, I caught the perpetrator. I picked up my backpack to head out and in the same moment I was thinking "This is heavier than usual" and was mid-glance, the bag shook, violently in my hand and my cat SPRUNG out of the top of the bag.

I may have peed a little.

That cat used to fling mice in the air, for additional "fun" while playing with them. One morning I discovered the cat circling and pacing and obviously looking for something lost. It was about 20 minutes later, when I discovered what he had misplaced. There was a well-loved and quite dead mouse in my coffee cup, that was on the counter. [gag]

After that, you have never seen such a clean coffee cup!!! I washed that thing to within an inch of it's life.

 

[remuda1]

Don't look now...... But......They......Are.......EVERYWHERE!!!!! aaarrrrgghhhh!

 

[bossynbella]

What a funny story! and you did an amazing job of telling it! Ever consider being an author? I was captivated ! Loved it!
Thanks for making me smile! Oh and sorry about your sandwich!

 

[PitterPaws]

LMBO

Here I was expecting to read about a Person who Stole from you!

But it was Just a Sweet Little Kitty

Who was obviously framed!

The Dog Must have done it and then hid!

LOL