Things folks FORGOT to tell you about owning chickens...

[DawnSuiter]

I was hoping this could be informative & funny.
Here's the format.. copy the list, then add yours to the end... so the last post will always have the complete list...
lets see what happens eh?

Things folks FORGOT to tell you about owning chickens...

1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!

 

[herechickchick]

1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
4.Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!

 

[Wolf-Kim]

Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.

-Kim

 

[fullhouse]

Dust baths are not seizures

 

[DawnSuiter]

1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
4. Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!
5. Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.
6. Dust baths are not seizures

hilarious!!!!

-- don't forget to copy & paste the list into your post addding yours to the end....

 

[Hangin Wit My Peeps]

Don't wear crocks either in the hen house!

 

[Chicken_Lover4567]

1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
4. Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!
5. Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.
6. Dust baths are not seizures
7. Do not were crocks in the henhouse either.
8. You have to buy the chicks before you can own any.

 

[Wolf-Kim]

Quote:

-Kim

 

[SandraMort]

Uhoh... what's wrong w/ crocs?

 

[Wynette]

1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
4. Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!
5. Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.
6. Dust baths are not seizures
7. Do not were crocks in the henhouse either.
8. You have to buy the chicks before you can own any.

I would add to #3....or MOLES! I've got a big mole on my leg that they always think is a bug or something - OWIE!