Things Irritating relatives do...

[ranchhand]

Casar, NC-
311 Residents? Whoa, they forgot to count the chickens!

Seriously, JennsPeeps, there might be some issues of age in there.

When I was a teenager, way back when, "Charlie" was the big perfume of the day. I had about 20 bottles for a zillion years, hauling them all over. I sold them on Ebay at $3.00 a bottle last year!

 

[JennsPeeps]

Oh boy, that kid is in for a rough patch.

On the opposite end of the scale, the above aunt's grand-daughter will be 11 next month. She already has boobs and calls them... <drumroll>... "God's Gift". I laughed my head off when her mom told me this and said, "OMG watch out... you are in TROUBLE!!" The 10yo looks like she's 15-16. She's going to be a massive handful.

 

[JennsPeeps]

Quote:
I don't think so. She's always been thoughtless and self-absorbed. When she married my uncle (mom's older brother), my 11-yo mother was forced to sit in the back of the church by herself. She couldn't even sit with her parents or be a part of the wedding at all. My mom is still smarting over this, some 47 years later.

 

[EllyMae]

Quote:
Yeah, we don't even have a traffic light. Oh, and I think they forgot to count the cows and horses too, seeing how they are EVERYWHERE. More farm animals in Casar than people!!

 

[ranchhand]

Quote:
Poor kid, he's in for some hard times ahead. As for the grandaughter, wouldn't that be a double handful?

(Could not resist.)

Calling all Cookie Monsters, come on down and we'll do a massive cookie swap!

Edited, because I never learned to type.

 

[EllyMae]

Can I be the official cookie swap taste tester? I like fancy job titles...

 

[chickenbuddy]

i'm bored....

 

[ranchhand]

Quote:
I don't think so. She's always been thoughtless and self-absorbed. When she married my uncle (mom's older brother), my 11-yo mother was forced to sit in the back of the church by herself. She couldn't even sit with her parents or be a part of the wedding at all. My mom is still smarting over this, some 47 years later.

Add insensitive to the list. How rude!

 

[JennsPeeps]

I figured - you're posting a LOT!

 

[ranchhand]

Quote:

What, no irritating relatives? We all have several we'd be glad to loan to you!