I made dinner last night for my SO and my guest and my guest's stepmom. Stepmom brought her friend, without warning or asking.
I'm a vegetarian. Not by choice, and I still cook meat for the SO, but consensus this week was that we'd have a fake meat meal with lots of side dishes. So I made a Quorn Turk'y roast (which, if you're ever forced to eat fake meat? Go with Quorn for the bird bits. Trust me.)
Apparently, the uninvited guest wasn't informed because when she saw it, she asked what the he-double-toothpick it was, and when informed, she huffed up like an affronted hen and said, "What, no turkey! But it's Christmas!" as though it was a dealbreaker on the holiday.
SO to the rescue. He stared her down and calmly said, "Christmas - a time to be thankful for what you have, not to bemoan that which you have not." She shut up and ate.
I was mean and held off serving dessert until after she'd left.
-Spooky