Things that I have said to my chickens

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We have been keeping our chickens in a LARGE run, though Blackie doesn't agree.

*sees Blackie outside the run*

*sighs and yells* "BLACKIE!!!!!!!!!!!" *even though she can't hear me, but is probably laughing to herself*
 
"Okay, one last time BullHead, those eggs ARE ROTTEN! THEY WONT HATCH! DONT YOU DARE HISS AT ME!" sees turkey walk up "Turkey dont, no dont" turkey sticks head in nest box "TURKEY!" yanks turkey out "Good she didnt peck you, this time, NOW DONT DO THAT AGAIN!" Turkey sticks head in again "TURKEY! YOU IDIOT!" turkey runs off scared of BullHead
 
CochinBrahmaLover said:
"Okay, one last time BullHead, those eggs ARE ROTTEN! THEY WONT HATCH! DONT YOU DARE HISS AT ME!" sees turkey walk up "Turkey dont, no dont" turkey sticks head in nest box "TURKEY!" yanks turkey out "Good she didnt peck you, this time, NOW DONT DO THAT AGAIN!" Turkey sticks head in again "TURKEY! YOU IDIOT!" turkey runs off scared of BullHead
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*sees in the sky*
“run chickens run! Get in the coop girls go go!”
*wave arms and screams like madwoman, chickens just stare then go back to pecking*
“omg go girls RUN NOW!”
Hawks turns out to be a giant crow and my chickens are probably going *facepalm*
 

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