Things that I have said to my chickens

[TechnoCat]

*spent at least five minutes chasing pepper, trying to get her back in the run, and she's FAST for an Australorpe*

"Alright, Pepper, be good like your sissy, Amulet," (Amulet is my BO) "and come to Singingchickenmomma, and don't do the bicycle on my stomach again..."
*reaches out to grab her but she runs away and I fall flat on my face*
"DARN YOU PEPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Sweetandsour]

"why did you kill my other rooster?? WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN YOU???"

 

[chloezoebob101]

"why did you kill my other rooster?? WHY COULDNT IT HAVE BEEN YOU???"

been there, done that

 

[TechnoCat]

This morning...

*yawns walks to go let the girls out* "Mornin' Ammy!" *sees Pepper hop out* "Oh, it's you again..."
I'm not saying I don't love Pepper, but she can surely be a butt sometimes.

 

[City Lay-Dee]

"No, I don't want to root you!" (translation for non-Aussies, to root = Aussie slang meaning to have intercourse!!)
Our girls are always running up to us, and squatting down, ready to be mounted as if we humans are roosters! Too funny!!