Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[Amykins]

"Honey, can you help me cut up these maxi pads for the diapeys?"

 

[Malibu99]

"Sorry my chicken broke out of the pen and pooped in your garden; here are some eggs."

 

[Lizz9311]

Shut the front door honey, donna and rose keep going upstairs, rose seems to want to lay an egg on the bed.

My two year old daughter Emma is watching tv and cuddling a cockerel.

Don't feed the chickens pringles darling.

Rose stole Emmas cheese and ran off with it.

I can only hope to raise my chick to be that friendly with my almost 3 year old.

 

[RunningRabbit]

My seramas are indoor birds, this happens every night.

12midnight the clucking starts.

"oh look, the chicken congress is starting up again"

a rather irritated cluck rises above the others.

"Well, Bob Bird certainly let his ladies know his stance on the current political climate."

husband then takes the opportunity to label me as a crazy chicken lady.

I respond with this " Bawk bawk bogak ca caw!"

He slept on the couch that night. I'm not sorry.

 

[hennible]

Always putting the mulch back too!

 

[LittleGecko]

Listen up troops, we are ready to attack at 0900. You are to capture the biscuit tin and that box of cake and bring them to me.

 

[cheeka]

love the tiny Chicken Wrangler! starting them as young as this is wonderful!!!!

 

[chicksurreal]

Listen up troops, we are ready to attack at 0900. You are to capture the biscuit tin and that box of cake and bring them to me.

Love this! So cute!

 

[LittleGecko]

Chicken keepers start young here in the Welsh mountains! She said chicken and tractor as some of her first words and she adores her feathered friends and they come running to her.

 

[kculbert]

"Please go get the camera. I want to take a picture of the scab I pulled off Big Fatty."

I know, gross...