Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[little farmer]

Quote:
correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TechnoCat]

Okay, I've got a two, one from me and a friend:

"Little missy! I told you not to make another lair in my blackberry bushes." - Me

"They're just so fluffy and adorable - I mean, minus the poop. Let's hope we have no fluffy poop. And I'd be seriously concerned if I found it adorable." - My friend :3

 

[brahmakid11]

(me) can i get a golden feather membership on byc
(my mom) no
(me)why not?
(my crazy mom) byc is a waste of time
(me) that's what you think!

 

[cheeka]

(me) can i get a golden feather membership on byc
(my mom) no
(me)why not?
(my crazy mom) byc is a waste of time
(me) that's what you think!

since a golden feather membership is $20 for a year, you have some options:

save up, and give your mom $20, and ask her to please sign you up.

ask for the membership for your birthday if your birthday is between now and Christmas.

if not...ask to receive it as a Christmas gift.

as a last resort, write an email to the byc store to see if they have a physical address where you could send a money order for your memebership. you can buy a money order at the Post Office and at banks, but the Post Office fee for a money order is the cheapest.
if you seriously want the membership, you can take responsibility for it and see it through yourself.

hope you get it!

 

[little farmer]

What do you do on a gold membership? I mean, what's different?

 

[Fluttershy]

 

[little farmer]

Turner (my brother What are you doing with all those little rings?
Me: They're not rings Turner, they're anklets for my chickens made out of duct tape
Turner: Oh great, now I've seen everything.
Me: No, not yet!! I still want to make a sock diaper!!
Turner: Okay, after that then I've seen everything. *walks away*
Me: *sigh* He just doesn't understand that my chickens need to be a fashion statement..................

 

[Fluttershy]

Oh my gosh!

Quote: I love it!

 

[TnMama]

My husband who wasn't keen on getting chickens, but keen on using them for dual purpose has changed his mind.

His Buddy," Man,when y'all gonna eat one of them chickens?" Husband," Dude,we're not. It's really peaceful to sit and watch them, esp when the rooster gets after a hen!"
So now, he and his buddies sit on the porch and watch Foghorn "get tail" in the early evening and think it's better than t.v.

Me," Mama! I think Molly is going into laYbor! She's been in and out of the hen house for a couple of hrs.". later that day when I called her back, " No egg from her today Mom, she was having Braxton Chicks contractions."

My BFF calls me up and says "Girl, I bout ran off the driveway into the ditch!" Me, " OMG! You ok?" Jess," yeah I'm ok, but that chicken who jumped up on my seat while I was driving is being plucked right now!" a hen had gotten into her car and about scared her to death driving down their long country driveway. I bout wet my pants LMAO

 

[little farmer]

hahaha, lol.