Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencrazy429]

"Buttermilk, get down from the windowsill."
"Darn it girls! I just scrubbed this stoop from your poop then you go and poop in it again!"

 

[BunnyLover44]

Me: *sniffed the box that chicks are in* Dad, I see what you mean about this smell.

Dad: Its... FOUL!!

 

[Mickey Lou 04]

My dad said something similar only his was "those are some foul fowl!" LOL

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Bisquick! STOP EATING THE STYROFOAM!"

 

[sepaditty1]

"Will you hold this chicken so I can clean her butt?"

 

[Mickey Lou 04]

how about Dad I got chicken vomit in my eye!!!! ( my pullet drank alot then I flipped her upside down to give her her eyedrops) My dad laughed sooooooooooooo hard when I went in the house to clean the vomit out of my eye.

 

[sn0wwhite]

This morning I said, "I'm so lucky. I have chickens!"

 

[chickencrazy429]

"Hey Dad, you think the chickens will want to come ride horses, too?"

 

[BunnyLover44]

"Hey Dad, you think the chickens will want to come ride horses, too?"

LOL!!


How many horses do you own and chickens?

 

[CHICKEN CRAZY1]

You stay in your nesting box and you stay in your nesting box! There evrerybod's happy!