Things you never said until you had chickens.......

[chickencrazy429]

Me- *too my friend* " Listen to Brownie's squawk it's so low. C'mon Brownie make a noise.
Brownie: bok.
Friend and me- AWWWWWWW

 

[Malibu99]

From The Chicken Chick's Facebook page.

 

[chickenlover80]

From The Chicken Chick's Facebook page.

Hahahaha XD Oh gosh that's a little gross.

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

From The Chicken Chick's Facebook page.

Then I'm a chicken addict!

 

[Half-Pint]

"Shut UP PEARL! You laid an egg, we get it!"

"Hey guys-oh, shoot, you have mites? MOM! Go get the DE!"

 

[TnMama]

"My chick has pasty butt, maybe I should have become a chicken proctologist!"

DS at supper one night. "Um Mom... Is this Maude we're eating?" Very serious. No, we weren't.

 

[Malibu99]

"Why are you taking a picture of Petrie's butt?"

"For science.

And to show my friends when they say 'guess what'."

 

[flo12345]

"Sorry I have to go home and take care of my chickens!"

"I'll be right there Mom! Just gotta get the chicken settled in the basement!" (Yes I have a hen living in my basement. lol I get complaints about her everyday!)

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

"That's a big poop."

 

[BunnyLover44]

"That's a big poop."

Lol