Things you wish you could say

[Kay-T-Hammer]

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Man... I wish I could say that I am funny. I just went in and thought "what do I say? My jokes are not jokes anymore..." (I have lost most of my American humor by concentrating on cultural goodies from the Far East... )

 

[azurbanclucker]

Real life things didn’t allow me to be on.

How you doing Pat?

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Real life things didn’t allow me to be on.

My real life problem is sleeping in someone else's bed right now, so whoop! I am here!

 

[Patiocoturnix]

How you doing Pat?

To be honest I don’t really know.

 

[Brooks_]

To be honest I don’t really know.

Understandable.

 

[Brooks_]

Man... I wish I could say that I am funny. I just went in and thought "what do I say? My jokes are not jokes anymore..." (I have lost most of my American humor by concentrating on cultural goodies from the Far East... )

Steal from the dad joke thread.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Steal from the dad joke thread.

I think Az would strangle me for stealing.

 

[azurbanclucker]

To be honest I don’t really know.

Sorry. I hope that stuff works out. I'm being vague on purpose here.

 

[Patiocoturnix]

Sorry. I hope that stuff works out. I'm being vague on purpose here.

Yeah thanks. At this point it’s not looking good though.

 

[Nabiki]

Order pizza.

Out of budget. Coupon BK it is. The wait was super long, so they gave me a cookie.