Things you wish you could say

[The Moonshiner]

Ok, y'all know I'm gluten free. And while this cookie exchange was a good idea, I can't eat any of it. Even the chocolate you gave me has barley malt powder in it, no good. And you could have waited until me and the other girl came in today, before you did the cookie exchange. Not waiting for everyone to be there was rude(said the last part out loud actually. And called them buttheads

Merry Christmas. You get a throat punch and you get a throat punch. Everyone gets a throat punch

 

[tripletfeb]

Merry Christmas. You get a throat punch and you get a throat punch. Everyone gets a throat punch

I like your style

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

I can't remember my voicemail phone number! I tried finding it in my settings, in my phone icon settings thing, and tried calling the 1 on speed-dial (that's usually the number I save it to), but nope! "911, what's your emergency?" "Ahhh ." Now I don't want to try the other numbers, because I know that 911 wouldn't have been put as 1 in my phone, so wonky crap happened, and I'm lost, and nevermind I'm going to go watch Golden Girls because I just... No. No. Nope. Not playing this game. No.

 

[tripletfeb]

I can't remember my voicemail phone number! I tried finding it in my settings, in my phone icon settings thing, and tried calling the 1 on speed-dial (that's usually the number I save it to), but nope! "911, what's your emergency?" "Ahhh ." Now I don't want to try the other numbers, because I know that 911 wouldn't have been put as 1 in my phone, so wonky crap happened, and I'm lost, and nevermind I'm going to go watch Golden Girls because I just... No. No. Nope. Not playing this game. No.

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Is it saved in your contacts? My phone did that automatically, it's saved under Voicemail. And I just click that to check it. I don't have it saved any other way

 

[azurbanclucker]

I have an icon...

 

[azurbanclucker]

Yes, I do mind you "sliding into my DM's". But since you've made that poor choice, time to play.

 

[Kay-T-Hammer]

Is it saved in your contacts? My phone did that automatically, it's saved under Voicemail. And I just click that to check it. I don't have it saved any other way

I just went through twice, and read off all my contacts (sometimes things get missed on the first few go 'rounds) and it's not there. Want to know what else isn't there? Half of my contacts. I don't like this ride, and I very much would like to get off now. I'm going to write my own phone book now that I know contacts can just poof. All future texts will be responded to like: New fone, who dis? The list can recreate itself from there.


Yeah. I'm somewhere between screaming in anger, crying in frustration, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, and doing the finger-lip-flap thing because I am finally losing the last bit of my mind mush. There's not even an emoji to show it.

 

[notabitail]

I just went through twice, and read off all my contacts (sometimes things get missed on the first few go 'rounds) and it's not there. Want to know what else isn't there? Half of my contacts. I don't like this ride, and I very much would like to get off now. I'm going to write my own phone book now that I know contacts can just poof. All future texts will be responded to like: New fone, who dis? The list can recreate itself from there.


Yeah. I'm somewhere between screaming in anger, crying in frustration, laughing at the ridiculousness of it all, and doing the finger-lip-flap thing because I am finally losing the last bit of my mind mush. There's not even an emoji to show it.

Who is your phone carrier?

 

[notabitail]

Yes, I do mind you "sliding into my DM's". But since you've made that poor choice, time to play.

Pyramid scheme person?

 

[azurbanclucker]

Pyramid scheme person?

Nah. Pushing an OF account. (not here). Talk about missing the mark.