Things you wish you could say

[RUNuts]

Can we plaster this at the top of every forum?

But my brother's friends's wife's cousin swears that it is real! They they saw it! Or so I heard.

The truth is out there.

 

[JacinLarkwell]

The truth is out there

*cue X-Files muzak*

 

[The Moonshiner]

No, Google simply found an idiot who said it. That's why you have to take a good, hard look at your source before you quote it.

Would you trust the tabloids in the checkout at the grocery store? Keep that in mind when surfing the internet.

Yes I trust tabloids.
Once they had a story about a woman that gave birth to a frog/human baby in my area. It showed the mutant baby in the kitchen sink.
Now how could I not believe that?

 

[The Moonshiner]

my brother's friends's wife's cousin

Was these all the same person?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Can we plaster this at the top of every forum?

YES!

 

[JacinLarkwell]

I have to ask, am I the only one who gets irritated when people go on a rant of how chickens are cruelty bred to lay more than a dozen eggs a year and how it's horrible to process unproductive layers?

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

Yes I trust tabloids.
Once they had a story about a woman that gave birth to a frog/human baby in my area. It showed the mutant baby in the kitchen sink.
Now how could I not believe that?

Uh.
I... don't think that amphibians and mammals can interbreed.
Unless someone confused the slick, oddly-colored newborn baby covered in birth fluid as a massive frog. Somehow.

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

I have to ask, am I the only one who gets irritated when people go on a rant of how chickens are cruelty bred to lay more than a dozen eggs a year and how it's horrible to process unproductive layers?

Nope. I get irritated with that, too. Yeah, it's unpleasant, but nature is unpleasant. Life is unpleasant.

 

[aart]

Uh.
I... don't think that amphibians and mammals can interbreed

You do(not) realize that was a joke?

 

[RUNuts]

Uh.
I... don't think that amphibians and mammals can interbreed.
Unless someone confused the slick, oddly-colored newborn baby covered in birth fluid as a massive frog. Somehow.

Not somehow. They look icky. I could see a frog resemblance.