Things you wish you could say

[The Moonshiner]

There's a dry lump right in the middle of the belly, and it just won't come off. Should I scrub harder?

I'd use a hot poker

 

[nuthatched]

I managed to bathe the dog without flooding the bathroom.

Rip, I didn't rinse the soap out of his haunches, now his 'aussie mullet' curls are crispy.

 

[notabitail]

Rip, I didn't rinse the soap out of his haunches, now his 'aussie mullet' curls are crispy.

Fun.

 

[Nabiki]

If you're expecting a package, why is your rottweiler out loose and growling and menacing your delivery driver? You should be happy that you got your package.

 

[notabitail]

If you're expecting a package, why is your rottweiler out and growling and menacing your delivery driver? You should be happy that you got your package.

Don't get me started on loose dogs in general. Or people too stupid to put their dog on a leash. I've someone I want to blow up on about that.

 

[nuthatched]

Umm, what is this red thing coming out of my chick's head? It looks kinda pointy. Should I cut it off?

I wouldn't be shocked we did have someone post something similar here recently.
Someone found a dead beaver in a pond and they didn't know what it was. They were fairly roasted in the comments.

 

[notabitail]

I wouldn't be shocked we did have someone post something similar here recently.
Someone found a dead beaver in a pond and they didn't know what it was. They were fairly roasted in the comments.

I wouldn't put it past them asking if they could eat it.

 

[notabitail]

The tech subs are insane. The Google Pixel sub is full of "I converted from iPhone" posts and the iPhone sub hates on iPhones and also expresses how they're the only way. The PCMasterRace sub will bite you for having a ancient PC and then say they're welcoming to all.

 

[The Moonshiner]

I wouldn't put it past them asking if they could eat it.

Who hasn't eaten a beaver or two?

 

[notabitail]

Who hasn't eaten a beaver or two?

Not me. I don't live in that part of the world. Here we eat dirt.