Things you wish you could say

[R2elk]

You should light them on fire when they get in your hair. It'd also give you a free haircut.

Bad advice.

I know a person who got his hair caught on fire. Not a good thing.

I have personally singed the hair on my arms by standing too close to a fire when adding fuel to it. Again, not a good thing.

 

[sourland]

At least an ant has never bitten you where one has bitten me.

Want to bet?

 

[R2elk]

Want to bet?

It would be possible for an ant to bite you in the same location. It is not physically possible for an ant to bite Bee Key in the same location.

 

[Isadora]

It would be possible for an ant to bite you in the same location. It is not physically possible for an ant to bite Bee Key in the same location.

I'll take that as a no, you don't want to bet.

 

[R2elk]

I'll take that as a no, you don't want to bet.

There would be no way to settle the bet since it would have to be taking one's word as the proof. Not saying anyone would claim something that isn't true.

 

[EverythingDucks]

Take a break. Walk away for a bit. You might just find that you were worked up over something that wasn't a big deal. Blowing it out of proportion will only make the matter worse.

 

[electrycmonk]

I’ve come to realize that __________

 

[Isadora]

If you actually care about a cause, stop being a keyboard warrior. It accomplishes nothing except gives you a boost of serotonin from all the 'likes' that pour in. Get off the computer and donate money to the cause, or go hit the streets and make a difference.

 

[CarpCharacin]

I hate people.

 

[sourland]

I hate people.

No ya don't. Well maybe the flagrantly stupid.