Things you wish you could say

[cheepteach]

anybody hate those people who don't move up to the next empty gas pump when they see someone else right behind them?

 

[Sally PB]

anybody hate those people who don't move up to the next empty gas pump when they see someone else right behind them?

Just pull up to the farthest pump, people. I see people stop at the first one like it's the closest parking spot or something.

 

[cheepteach]

AND the gas pump is not a parking space for you to shop in the convenience store---and not get any gas!!!

 

[Jenessa_096]

No nobody knows the breed, color, sex and adult weight of your 13 second old chick

I know I’ve heard this before:

This chick just hatched what sex do you think it is?

I don’t know yet.

Well could you at least guess?

Well it’s either a girl or a boy.

 

[Little Chicken Mama]

I HATE when people say I am a horse girl when really I am an equestrian. HUGE DIFFERENCE PEOPLE! Horse girls run around with pigtails and hiss at people never even touched a horse in their entire life while equestrians spend everyday with horses

 

[CluckerFamily]

If you steal my yard signs again, be prepared to defend yourself against my 9mm. I'm seriously sick of people who can't leave stuff alone! I don't care who you support, I would never steal from your yard. You are pathetic

It may be more fun to secretly attach hot wire to the signs.

 

[Painted Calls]

It may be more fun to secretly attach hot wire to the signs.

Ooooh I like the way you think!

Especially if trail cams are involved.

 

[CluckerFamily]

Ooooh I like the way you think!

Especially if trail cams are involved.

Yes!!

 

[Little Chicken Mama]

Also can we talk about why you would ever leave the toilet lid open? I mean seriously!

 

[NatJ]

Also can we talk about why you would ever leave the toilet lid open? I mean seriously!

Do you mean the lid that covers the seat?
Or the one that covers the tank on the back?