Things you wish you could say

Doctor appointments are for woman and children.
No self respecting man would be caught dead in a doctors office.
And that's why my old roommate died. I told him that he needed to see his doctor several times during the two weeks he was sick. The only reason he went to the doctor was that I finally took his wallet, took out his medical card, and made an appointment for him.
 
And that's why my old roommate died. I told him that he needed to see his doctor several times during the two weeks he was sick. The only reason he went to the doctor was that I finally took his wallet, took out his medical card, and made an appointment for him.
:hugs
 
I had a patient wake up in Recovery, look around and ask "Is this Hell?" I answered "Well it sure ain't Heaven but I wouldn't call it Hell."
Ok we’ll split the difference and call it purgatory!!!!! 😂
 
An ICU resident I worked with as a student had beautiful penmanship.
I asked her if she was Really a doctor. :lau
My fave oral surgeon actually wrote his notes in shorthand :eek: I couldn’t read a word of it if my life depended on it!!!!
 
What is worse are the ..........s that think you should meet them part way.
Oh come on, have a heart! We drove six hours or so to meet the original owners of our Sheltie, who drove six hours from their location to meet us! With our critters at home, including chickens, we did not want to make it a two-day trip with an overnighter! Here's our Sammy, with The Kid.

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My fave oral surgeon actually wrote his notes in shorthand :eek: I couldn’t read a word of it if my life depended on it!!!!
I still make notes to myself in shorthand, it saves time. I need that time later for trying to decipher the darn things! :rant
 

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